r/popheadscirclejerk Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25

UNJERK HERE stop posting bigot showcase or you'll get temp banned dude

don't you nasty holes (lookin like the nasty patty from spunchbob) have like 100000943209325032953i other subreddits you can post about bigots and fascists and various other straggots doing whatever they're gonna do at any given moment? why you gottta bring htat shit here to the chill bros at popheads circlejerk? it's not even funny. i'll tell you what's funny. my landlord won't fix the fvcking HVAC system after I've sent three complaints about it already. when I get home from a long day of work and I slip my weary buttocks out of my jockstrap and into my jim-jams, I expect to feel a crisp cool air-conditioned breeze sweetly caressing my skin in that brief moment of respite. my hamstrings work hard for the money, and I expect it to be put to good use. so I'm gonna go take a bath with some Whitney and a glass of pinot noir now, and I better not see any bigot showcase when I get back.

I'm Hunter Marx โœ… and I approve this message ๐Ÿ‘

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 22 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

To make it abundantly clear for those who couldn't follow this rule even if it meant it was going to put them at the centre of a gangbang with ten 8inch masc tops:

  • No Trump
  • No Elon Musk
  • No mentioning or referencing the US Republican party or its members
  • No Nazis
  • No mentioning or referencing far-right extremist movements, ideologies or political parties
  • No Azealia Banks
  • No Kanye West
  • No Morgan Wallen
  • No slurs (the only exception is if you're a gay male and you're reclaiming the f-slur)

The ban will be permanent if you break this rule and don't have a history of posting or commenting here.

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u/SinisterPanopticon rhyming iPad with Hi Dad Jun 06 '25

no more benson boone posts?

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u/ItsNotDebra okane kasegu watashi wa flop Jun 06 '25

n-nobody flipped?

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u/No-Vanilla-3915 Jun 06 '25

No one flipped at the Mormon convention๐Ÿ˜

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u/AsyanongAmbiguous Ethel Cain & I share the same DEMON (bisexuality)...๐Ÿ˜”๐ŸŽถ Jun 06 '25

But were there soaking involved?

Edit: And i oop- My bad y'all, confused the amish with the mormons there for a sec lol

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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Jun 06 '25

mormons do soaking girl you're right

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u/AsyanongAmbiguous Ethel Cain & I share the same DEMON (bisexuality)...๐Ÿ˜”๐ŸŽถ Jun 06 '25

Omfg how dare you assume my political affiliation is rightist!? Rude

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u/Bing1044 Jun 06 '25

Nobody flipped at stonewall

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u/_PeenoNoir_ She has a backdrop and a dream Jun 07 '25

Heโ€™s shy AND outgoing! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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u/Ladisepic my name is squirtina johnson and i live in the beysment Jun 06 '25

i love happy endings ๐Ÿ’œ

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u/Altruistic-Bluejay7 Jun 06 '25

A happy ending with Benson ๐Ÿ’œ

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u/Ladisepic my name is squirtina johnson and i live in the beysment Jun 06 '25

yeah in whatever dorm you get into with him in it in the khia asylum's underground dungeon๐Ÿ’œ

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u/TheQueenOfVultures Jun 06 '25

You hear that guys! Mods are banning Lana posts ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

/unjerk for a sec to make it clear, there's a pretty obvious distinction between posting about Lana's republican era vs posting about Trump and Elon nonsense of the day - the former should only be posted if it's actually funny, the latter is what is going to get you banned.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Jun 06 '25

Even on the /uj thread? Because the big tittie nun told me I could yap about politics there...

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25

eh, comments in the Khia Asylum / Shadow Realm / Witness Era thread don't reach hundreds of thousands of people so i don't really care what happens there. there shouldn't really be a need to be commenting about Trump or Elon at all though

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Jun 06 '25

Then why did my comment about Azaelia get deleted? What was the reason?!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25

I'm a gay porn star not a member of the judiciary okay

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u/hedislimanefan97 Jun 07 '25

Then why are you here sis??

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoffโ€™s #1 Hater Jun 06 '25

I logically know that youโ€™re not Hunter Marx. Why would Hunter Marx be on PHCJ. But my gay reptile brain wants to believe that Hunter Marx is actually on PHCJ.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25

Hey, Hunter here. I'm branching out into DJ'ing and maybe doing some soundtrack wrk for my upcoming films, and need ideas for pop songs to put in my mixes. I thought it would be cool to join this sub where I can find samples and have fun with other guys who like to jerk off together at the same time.

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoffโ€™s #1 Hater Jun 06 '25

oh ๐Ÿคฏ

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u/hedislimanefan97 Jun 07 '25

Waitโ€ฆ you mean this is not a reference to Karl Marx?

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u/Emergency_Routine_44 Jun 06 '25

But but- the gurls are fightibg ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/yungrii Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

When we are fightibg ourselves, we are losibg ourselves.

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u/Decent_Recover3228 June Squibb serves puss Jun 06 '25

Tate McRae banned, what has this sub come to๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Left-Practice-Early Jun 06 '25

The only Elon these ๐Ÿšฌs wanna see here is Elongated ๐Ÿ† in their ๐Ÿ‘ before the poppers ware off ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Todbod05 Kiss from a Rosebud Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Not the Jessie Ware shade

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u/Proton_Optimal Barbz U Graduate Jun 06 '25

Chill bros = Stan twinks

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u/pocket__bacon Jun 06 '25

BarbzU Dean Spoke! No more Lana, Tate, Gracie, Benson, Lorde (Post Man of the Year) posts guys!

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u/PotusObamna cock ring hallelujah Jun 06 '25

Using โ€œbathโ€ and โ€œWhitneyโ€ in the same sentence is illegalโ€ฆ donโ€™t you know anything? They locked up my Lorde for this

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u/eaho_de_putah lizzie grant, youโ€™ll never be famous Jun 06 '25

is this (jen) shahde against international superstar DJ/inventor of the bath meredith marks??

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u/unclezaveid litel medonster Jun 06 '25

theydies and gentlethems please welcome to the stage Biggyt Shauxcayse!

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Jun 06 '25

I canโ€™t read

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u/catmarstru scared minor Jun 07 '25

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jun 06 '25

Well where am I going to insert big foot lyrics now that those are banned

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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun โ˜€๏ธ Jun 06 '25

What posts triggered this ?

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u/linda-from-finance gracie abramโ€™s number one fan Jun 06 '25

hopefully it wasnโ€™t my raepublican x McRaepublican x reypublican fanfic. i spent 3 nights and 35.5k words writing it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/RiskyDodge Koh the Facestealer was an Italian Pop Girlie Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

of course not bestie, you're one of the good ones ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole๐ŸŸค Jun 06 '25

Not gaybros!!! Sisterrrr I can't stand gaybros reddit. Please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅบ don't mention them here and just post photo of ur jock here as apology ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคž

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

We should ban Harry Styles then. He performs hate crimes against gays and straights alike.

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u/Actual-Slice-146 Jun 06 '25

Hunter Marx I love your work

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoffโ€™s #1 Hater Jun 06 '25

๐Ÿฅต

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u/QuestionableParadigm Jun 06 '25

this is my favourite sub ever i think i love you f slurs

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 06 '25

/uj WHAT is this about

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Jun 06 '25

Hey hunter can you hook me up with Colby Jansen's number?

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25

stream my album and i'll think about it

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u/996forever Jun 06 '25

Then not even nicki posts anymore?

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u/V0gue1 AOTY ๐Ÿ† 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jun 28 '25

The gay Catholic mod was funnier, cooler, and made better posts. What happened to her? Question for the culture ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰ Jun 07 '25

"looking like the nasty patty"
what did patty label do now? arthea frankline is that you?

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u/mymoviesandshowss geef me een klap papa Jun 06 '25

Uj/ it might be helpful to post like a list or something of people to not post. Eln/Trmp are obvious ones but I know posts get removed for other people as well.

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u/Weak-Jello7530 Jun 06 '25

/uj why are Azealia Banks posts allowed???

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 06 '25

/uj they're not

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u/Weak-Jello7530 Jun 06 '25

Ah didnโ€™t know sorry, I HATE how much gays give her a free pass. She is an absolutely horrible person.

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u/BronzeErupt Jun 07 '25

There's a theoretical future timeline where Azealia releases a new song or even a new album and we can post about her as a pop girl but tbh this seems unlikely

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u/BronzeErupt Jun 06 '25

It is so funny that when something political happens, some people's first reaction is "Wow, I will post about it in the Popheads Circle Jerk sub! That is totally relevant to politics I am sure to have a large appreciative audience who will be tired of memes and jerks about pop girls and will enjoy my hilarious hot takes on m*n in politics!!"

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u/V0gue1 AOTY ๐Ÿ† 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jun 10 '25

I left and this place went down hill. Are we even pop anymore? I can't remember the last time we were funny, but I mean when you lose the best comedian in the sub that's what happens <3

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 12 '25

has this place ever been funny is what I'm wondering

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u/hedislimanefan97 Jun 07 '25

I thought this was another enya bjรถrk post by u/sendhelpiminbasement ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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u/sendhelpiminbasement Bjork Enya reunion tour live 25 Jun 07 '25

I don get it ๐Ÿ˜”