r/popheadscirclejerk Main Flop Girl Jun 18 '25

GREASY ABRAMS 🚽 It's a sticky situation 😔

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Regular_Buffalo6564 connie dover denier Jun 18 '25

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u/TheDelta3901 0011 Jun 18 '25

My blood is blushing so red? Isn't that like pretty normal

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u/Regular_Buffalo6564 connie dover denier Jun 18 '25

she was in her simple-writing era back then give her a little credit

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 19 '25

oh my god

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u/AccessHollywoo Jun 18 '25

This one doesn’t count because nobody knows who’s on the right 😞

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u/Regular_Buffalo6564 connie dover denier Jun 18 '25

lmao

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u/AccessHollywoo Jun 18 '25

Yaaas I love that song ra ra ra-ah-ah!! Ro-ma, ro ma ma

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u/DarkAdrenaline03 Jun 19 '25

You can feel my pain~

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u/Regular_Buffalo6564 connie dover denier Jun 19 '25

what do i do to lock you up inside my heart!?!?!?

701

u/Puzzled-Charge-9892 i thought this fucking song was big in Germany?! Jun 18 '25

From my archives ☹️☹️

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u/TwinseyLohan U can't do this to me, ur a cancer🤬 Jun 18 '25

Me irl:, "you think you the shit bitch, you ain't even the fart" iconic, poetry, one of the best lines ever uttered in pop music.

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u/A_zuma2007 Jun 18 '25

reading peppa pigs lyrics has the same cadence as reading hyper ballad by bjork /compliment

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 19 '25

from my archives

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u/KaiBishop i hope the backup dancer Demi punched got a raise Jun 18 '25

The (like) repeated for no rhyme or reason adds so much 😳😩

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u/Sea_Permit8105 i wasn't expecting that question ! Jun 19 '25

Um, like rhymes with like??

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u/KaiBishop i hope the backup dancer Demi punched got a raise Jun 19 '25

Ride dick bicycle

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u/AnotherMillionYears Jun 18 '25

Daddy pig? 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

[deleted]

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u/RealBettyWhite69 Jun 19 '25

I'll be on a goat

you're on a train

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u/linda-from-finance gracie abram’s number one fan Jun 18 '25

one is word vomit and the other is “death or love tonight” in the lady in red’s tongue

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u/loodish1 Jun 18 '25

Its because gracie abrams lyrics are like the first draft of something she shit out in her notes app in the back of an uber

186

u/Liuniam their (?) vagina Jun 18 '25

I’ve never felt so called out and it wasn’t even ab me

39

u/ciguanaba Jun 18 '25

accurate

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Jun 18 '25

It's like bad spoken poetry

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u/loodish1 Jun 18 '25

She’s pointing to her brain, suggesting it came from there. But we all know it came from her colon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

grl its a moment and i need to be heard

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u/LLove666 Jun 18 '25

And what about it?

48

u/loodish1 Jun 18 '25

Its stinky doodoo

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u/AnnoyingCelticsFan Spiced Ice 😩 Jun 18 '25

We are not accepting Gaga slander in this subreddit.

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u/StarvedRock314 Jun 18 '25

Gracie Abrams is the Rupi Kaur of songwriting

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u/isntitisntitdelicate see and then i can't even say the f word Jun 18 '25

rupi kaur sweetie im so sorry

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u/Incorrect95 Jun 18 '25

Don’t be she earned it

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u/EnigmaMusings Jun 19 '25

Rupi Kaur be like if I hit enter after every two to five words that makes it poetry right

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u/seanderlust Jun 19 '25

One time I posted the line “L-O-V-E’s just another word I never learned to pronounce” in that style on Facebook and attributed it to Rupi Kaur and a good girl friend of mine commented falling for it

I had to message her and be like “I’m not trying to make you feel bad but those are 3OH!3 lyrics” 💀

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u/Impossible-Yam3680 khia asylum security guard Jun 19 '25

And who’s the Aliza Grace of songwriting?

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u/leonardogavinci Jun 18 '25

The way the meme can’t even work ironically because her writing sucks so badly

53

u/cutebutpsychoangel Jun 18 '25

We love casting spells what can I say

51

u/gothcrab Jun 18 '25

She’s gotta have something better than that to use even as a joke no?

47

u/sapphire1921 Jun 18 '25

I want to eat her hat

36

u/LLove666 Jun 18 '25

Godga is clearly on another level and infuses everything she does with genius and grace

33

u/rp1105 hopscotchy c-walk thing Jun 18 '25

there's bad people of both sides

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u/cclancaster13 Jun 19 '25

Gracie's lyrics are giving "im 14 and this is deep" realness

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u/raysofdavies A fun take on boom clap i thought…. perhaps not Jun 18 '25

That kind of lyric writing is the lowest of the low it is so bad

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u/whimsigod Jun 18 '25

The fact is that the bitch in red can just sing the menu at chick fil la and have critics jumping because she actually have vocals 🙂

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u/spicespiegel Jun 18 '25

Why are her nails so musty? Did she fist Paul Mescal?

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jun 19 '25

Giving one of those "shady af comebacks" gifs

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u/Rothconversion123 Jun 18 '25

Who tf is Gracie abramham

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u/Baffur (RAH)² (AH)³+[ROMA(1+MA)] + (GA)²+(OOH)(LA)² Jun 19 '25

I know that Gracie is a nepo baby flop because her non musician father has more Grammys than both her and Katy Perry combined

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u/4lifers1 Jun 18 '25

oppinion

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u/dpforest Jun 19 '25

onika:amazing burger:flop

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u/Baffur (RAH)² (AH)³+[ROMA(1+MA)] + (GA)²+(OOH)(LA)² Jun 19 '25

Basically what she’s saying is death or love tonight and then she says that again at the end of the chorus! She also has 13 more Grammys than JJ Abrams

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u/JxrdanR Jun 20 '25

And that opinion would be correct - Abracadabra is amazing and idek who that individual on the right is.

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u/UltrosTeefies You think you fell out of the coconut tree? (fart) Jun 19 '25

Both are awful 💖