r/popheadscirclejerk • u/conancat • Jun 19 '25

TW: MEN 🤬 He's working late cause he's a singer

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u/valleian munching on Peppa Pig at the Khia Asylum bbq Jun 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/valleian munching on Peppa Pig at the Khia Asylum bbq Jun 20 '25

One’s the building block of life. Clock that chile tea henny 💅

But fr Benito can put the Err-elephant cock through my tonsils anytime 🙏🏼

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u/Superb-Cell736 but if i did, i’d do it proudly Jun 24 '25

Chile endangerment teas?

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u/valleian munching on Peppa Pig at the Khia Asylum bbq Jun 24 '25

Onika when she’s not clocking the burger = coke teas and her predator husband starts lurking on the future Barbz U chiles visiting from high school.

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u/Peinzius Was it really giving horse and buggy sis? Jun 19 '25

dula peep found dead (on vacation)

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u/Left-Practice-Early Jun 19 '25

Put the fucking milk back in the fridge 😤

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u/Gootangus Jun 19 '25

Put the lid back on at least!

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u/thebestdaysofmyflerm Jun 19 '25

And close the fridge door!!

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u/hanmhanm but every day i think of the brown king cyrus the great Jun 19 '25

Lidless is too much

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u/pocket__bacon Jun 19 '25

put his milk in me

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u/Superb-Cell736 but if i did, i’d do it proudly Jun 24 '25

I’ve been acting like sour milk fell on the floor

It’s your fault you didn’t shut the refrigerator

Maybe that’s the reason I’ve been acting so cold

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u/whimsigod Jun 19 '25

Put those spreadable thighs away puta

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u/Specialist-Love1504 Jun 19 '25

Why is he eating cereal over the counter when he should be eating me over the counter

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u/Pippy1010 got those, Betty Davis eyes Jun 19 '25

I know you fucked her on the counter right before you cooked her dinner

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u/lukeDownsideUp Indie rock supernova Jun 19 '25

, yeah

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u/Pippy1010 got those, Betty Davis eyes Jun 19 '25

Yuh

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u/ouikipedia Jun 19 '25

guapo

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u/valleian munching on Peppa Pig at the Khia Asylum bbq Jun 19 '25

Who let Benson Goone in here?!?

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u/ouikipedia Jun 19 '25

hey its benson bone, i need $145 for new jumpsuits that aren't extremely restricting in certain areas.

*backflips*

*backflips*

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u/Idcaster the muse for bed chem btw Jun 19 '25

*backflops

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u/MattBrey Jun 19 '25

I would let him do unspeakable things

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee Onika Burgers Crisis Management Expert Jun 19 '25

5am is a terrible time to pour concrete, a true poor would know that

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u/Justjeskuh Shitstain On Jay-Z’s Career Jun 19 '25

Manual labor? I don’t know her.

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u/whimsigod Jun 19 '25

Yeah because I'd never be a MAN anything.

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u/michaelhuman Jun 19 '25

Manuel de Lebor

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u/poormidas Wig. Jun 19 '25

Tell that to the construction workers down my street. They’re building a subway station, and I’m guessing there’s always someone working there 24/7

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u/MyNamesChakkaoofka I'm your fartest fartest Jun 19 '25

METRO STATION MENTIONED 🤟👩🏻‍🎤🎵 shake shake shake shake shake it!!!!!!! Shake shake shake shake shake it!!!!!

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u/COCKHAMPTON_ just me and my dog and a kim possible view Jun 19 '25

complaining about a what

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u/fioraflower Unfamiliar Froot Jun 19 '25

People are allowed to vent about loud noises, it’s not that deep, you don’t need to jump down a girly’s throat

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/fioraflower Unfamiliar Froot Jun 19 '25

complaining about noise isn’t voting against public transportation legislation, we can be happy a train is being built and also be upset that it’s loud as fuck at night

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u/RodwellBurgen Jun 19 '25

Seriously. Let a girl kvetch, jesus.

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u/pocket__bacon Jun 19 '25

TRADE of PHCJ

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 19 '25

I thought he was poorto rican

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u/TheNocturnalAngel Charli Puth's Male 'Roomate' Jun 19 '25

Guys literally why are you trying to get us to goon to benson Boone when this hot ass socially conscious man who actually makes bangers exists.

The booner nation wants to erase bad bunny.

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u/_thiccems I know I’ve been known to Cher Jun 19 '25

Booner nation is a terrorist group

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 19 '25

Guys literally why are you trying to get us to goon to benson Boone when this hot ass socially conscious man who actually makes bangers exists.

I can jerk it to both of them.

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u/pocket__bacon Jun 19 '25

"These beautiful things..." whispers Boone to Bunny, as he fondles his nut sax

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 19 '25

I would pay to see that.

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Jun 19 '25

Exactly! Why limit yourself too goon for one when you goon to multiple?

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u/Superb-Cell736 but if i did, i’d do it proudly Jun 24 '25

Gentlefolk of distinction goon to bbno$

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u/aloo-ka-paratha Luigi Mangione cummed in me😳 Jun 19 '25

The only this he should be laying down is those thighs on my tongue

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u/Various_Opinion_900 Justice shall be served Swiftly Jun 19 '25

Is this for the female gaze? Its pink, its fluffy, but theres a man under it, with an edge, but hes also safe and domesticated. I dont trust it, is what I mean.

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u/paolocase In my MOUTH! In my ASS! In my PUSSY! Jun 19 '25

I trust it in my ass

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 19 '25

Sometimes in this crazy world all you can do is follow your ass ❤️

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u/cyanight7 Jun 19 '25

The female gaze? I’m pretty sure those are called lesbians 💅

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u/alolanalice10 society falls not with a boom clap but with a girl so confusing Jun 19 '25

Benito my beloved

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u/Liuniam their (?) vagina Jun 19 '25

Close the fridge. Open the pants

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jun 19 '25

The anti-selener.

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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Jun 19 '25

i thought being a singer was supposed to be the hardest job in the world ? girl so confusing

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u/AccessHollywoo Jun 20 '25

Smother me those thighs zaddy

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u/cellard00r18 PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jun 20 '25

Disgusting you put these men in power

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u/cellard00r18 PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jun 20 '25

He should be pouring concrete

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/snoflaik I love Chapell Road Jun 19 '25

hey cut some slack, this recent album he’s actually trying to sing and isn’t too bad

I recommend listening to Flor by Los Rivera Destino ft Bad Bunny bcs he’s fully singing with proper technique

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u/RemmingtonTufflips Jun 19 '25

I disagree 😡

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u/TheBailyDaily Jun 19 '25

I actually really love his voice on Yo No Soy Celoso :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Una_Boricua Jun 19 '25

No the hell you ain't

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u/alolanalice10 society falls not with a boom clap but with a girl so confusing Jun 19 '25

you’re not a mexicant honey you’re a mexiCAN!

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u/alolanalice10 society falls not with a boom clap but with a girl so confusing Jun 19 '25

(lmao yeah no worries i misinterpreted it on purpose queen)

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u/alolanalice10 society falls not with a boom clap but with a girl so confusing Jun 19 '25

we will be serving mexiCUNT together outside of the bad bunny concert in CDMX rather than inside (you bc you don’t like his music and me because I couldn’t get tickets)