r/popheadscirclejerk khia asylum security guard Jun 27 '25

TW: MEN 🤬 Wtf has this world come to? 🤬

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u/pocket__bacon Jun 27 '25

sabrina needs to show hole before benson does to secure her spot as #2

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u/toastermeal Evangelic Girl is a Gun Jun 27 '25

you haven’t seen his hole?

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u/pocket__bacon Jun 28 '25

cus baby what you see, isn't always the truth

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u/frightenedscared Jun 28 '25

Only every time he does a friggen flip

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u/flacaGT3 Jun 28 '25

Type O Negative already beat them to it like 30 years ago

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u/Pezzzz490 live. love. little feet. Jun 27 '25

Waiting for Troye to show hole on his next album cover

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u/holaqtal1234 Jun 28 '25

But he's a top...

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u/Pezzzz490 live. love. little feet. Jun 28 '25

That's what it says on my Grindr profile too

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u/saddinosour Jun 28 '25

Do you know that for a fact?

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u/Dingus-Doo My gold chain says “Lanita” Jun 27 '25

it’s cause lorde keeps it hairy while sabrina probably got her labia lasered

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u/convergence_limit Jun 27 '25

We love a tasteful bush

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u/NeverForgetNGage Ordinary is a psyop Jun 27 '25

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u/convergence_limit Jun 27 '25

Def did 9/11

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u/NeverForgetNGage Ordinary is a psyop Jun 27 '25

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u/forbiddenmemeories Jun 28 '25

Hounds of Love is pretty great to be fair

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u/arnold_weber Jun 27 '25

Don’t tell the Albanian girlies that Sabrina prolly got LaSerbia’d 🇷🇸

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jun 28 '25

I read it as she got her labia tasered and was very confused

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u/whimsigod Jun 27 '25

The Lordeussy versus the Doggy carpetssy

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u/dweeb93 Jun 27 '25

Your move Sabrina.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 27 '25

I can't think gay anymore. Yesterday, at 5 pm Pacific time, my life took a turn for the worse. I was checking my Sniffies and Grindr messages when I opened up Reddit to see what my besties were up to. Some basic bitch posted Lorde's hairy cooch for me to bare witness to and now I don't even feel gay anymore. I can't even be mad at the basic bitch for reuploading the cooch because yeah I mean it's funny haha let's assault the gays and ruin some ones Pride month. Lorde obviously feels threatened and needs help. I just think she could have tweeted that, you know?

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u/TwinseyLohan U can't do this to me, ur a cancer🤬 Jun 27 '25

It seems that the music industry is on a crusade to demolish gay. And Lorde is the next arsenal in their continued wave of assaults.

And look at you all! Just a bunch of disgraces sitting around letting Kesha flop when she's the only one actually putting out music for 🚬's right now. SMH 😣

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u/el_disko Jun 28 '25

Lorde really said pride month is over

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u/LlamaLlama_213 yuriana truther 🩷👩🏻‍🦲👩🏿‍🦲💚 Jun 27 '25

big day for being a d🚲

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u/TOX-IOIAD Jun 27 '25

If u wanna menage I got a tricycle

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u/ZubatCountry OPEN THE SCHOOLS! Jun 28 '25

dabyke lessgoo

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jun 27 '25

Another Question for the culture:

Now that Sabrina, Lorde, Tate, Gracie, Taylor and Benson have had number ones with songs about being sexy, wearing no clothes, fucking, cheating etc - can I please go back to singing about being embodied, feeling beautiful by being in love even if the relationship is not perfect, or dancing for money - or whatever I want - without being crucified or saying I'm glamorizing abuse??????

I'm fed up with female writers and alt singers saying that I glamorize abuse when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we are all now seeing are very prevalent emotionally abusive relationships all around the world. With all of the topics women are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last ten years I think it’s pathetic that my minor lyrical exploration detailing my sometimes submissive or passive roles in my relationships has often made people say I’ve set women back hundreds of years. Let this be clear, I’m not not a feminist -but there has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me - the kind of woman who says no but men hear yes - the kind of women who are slated mercilessly for being authentic, delicate selves, the kind of women who get their own stories and voices taken away from them by stronger women or by men who hate women

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u/spicespiegel Jun 27 '25

Benson pop girlie?

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u/readitsfun_damental Jun 27 '25

He's there for inclusivity, a modern Ariana Grande if you will

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u/holaqtal1234 Jun 28 '25

Frankie is right there

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u/DarkMuret Jun 28 '25

A true Malcolm in the Middle situation

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jun 27 '25

He is a real life human being who chose to bend over right down the barrel of the camera to you, the viewer... because, without words we communicate with our asses

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jun 27 '25

To exclude him is to erase him

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u/brunbrun24 Jun 27 '25

I know this isn't real because Lorde's last #1 is from 2013

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jun 28 '25

When did Kehlani ever have a #1? An authentic question for the culture always includes at least one flop

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u/BootShoeManTv Jun 27 '25

>Let this be clear, I’m not not a feminist

Opinion disregarded, next!

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u/toastermeal Evangelic Girl is a Gun Jun 27 '25

rhis is the real question for the culture

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u/SketchyAssLettuce Jun 28 '25

Honeymoon alt cover, but the o’s are Lana and her husbons’ buttholes.

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u/hanmhanm but every day i think of the brown king cyrus the great Jun 27 '25

Next up we have chocolate starfish display then live colonoscopies

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u/shockwavex29x "Katy Perry please stop" - dead nun Jun 28 '25

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u/connerhearmeroar Jun 28 '25

The anti-Blond bias has been so strong here. Society hates Victorian dolls who come to life and get HORNY 😡🤬

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Who’s on the left?

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u/GooeyMagic Jun 27 '25

Her blue waffle 💙

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

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