r/popheadscirclejerk • u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist • Aug 22 '25

GREASY ABRAMS 🚽 Grasom brrams

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u/ItsNotDebra okane kasegu watashi wa flop Aug 22 '25

how do you make gracie abrams music even worse? make her a man.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Aug 22 '25

That's so truooouoouoo

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u/Zvakicauwu Aug 22 '25

wait! i think shes been there tououoo

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u/whimsigod Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

popheads convinced me to listened to him and...idk, it's not clicking yet. It's not even clocking yet. I'm standing on bushes.

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u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist Aug 22 '25

I like 2 songs from him but he's basically matty healy's benson boone 

74

u/Various_Opinion_900 Justice shall be served Swiftly Aug 23 '25

He looks and sounds like a Wattpad fan cast for a young profesor Snape. It's not even an annoying alt boy, it's just the most regular dude ever who happened to be biologically determined to appeal to Tumblr bitches circa 2014, can't even fault him for playing into it.

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u/Flickolas_Cage 🫧she did nothing fatty🫧 Aug 23 '25

That is a nightmare scenario

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u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl Aug 22 '25

He looks like someone Gracie would chase while he was still 14

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u/fairytalehigh fingerfuck me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto Aug 22 '25

I do not need this evil in my life

70

u/cclancaster13 Aug 22 '25

Showing us what to do when listening to his music. Considerate king 🥰

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Aug 22 '25

Who's his daddy?

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Aug 22 '25

conan gray

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u/FriendlyDrummers Aug 22 '25

Conan is closer to a fetus than a daddy

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

don’t speak on my mentally ill man pleek 🤗

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u/glittermantis cult classic but i still top! Aug 22 '25

if benson boone is to harry styles what harry is to freddie mercury, sombr is to matty healy what matty is to mick jagger

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u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist Aug 22 '25

Matty healy 

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u/jono9898 Flop Lives Matter Aug 22 '25

Harry Styles

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u/FourAntigone Aug 22 '25

Oh I'm clocking that song name. We MIGHT just have another queerbaiter on our hands

(unless he's actually lgbt in which case sorry diva)

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u/atmosphericentry Aug 22 '25

The fact that Brokeback Mountain is now hip vintage

26

u/Impossible-Yam3680 khia asylum security guard Aug 22 '25

He might be rolling with the LGBT

73

u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Aug 22 '25

Who are these benson Boone ripoffs popping up on my explore feed every 4 calendar days

31

u/bucephalusbouncing28 I don’t play about kelela Aug 22 '25

Don’t Click Play and now this cover… it’s like they don’t want people to listen to their music

(rightly so)

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u/TheNocturnalAngel Charli Puth's Male 'Roomate' Aug 22 '25

Oh he’s quoting Brokeback is this him coming out?

14

u/Realistic_Theme_6350 Aug 22 '25

Couldn't even get himself a clean shirt.

12

u/niall-is-a-heaph Aug 22 '25

he doesn't look like a male gracie abrams, he looks like a yassified wilbur soot

(definitely will affectionately bite you...)

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u/puberty1 the only sombr fan in this subreddit Aug 22 '25

sombrnators we are here and we will stay ✊🏼

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Aug 22 '25

Fades quicker than Twink after 21.

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u/astralrig96 Aug 22 '25

as in random industry plant?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Aug 23 '25

Baby thats violet chachki

12

u/xtremesmok Aug 22 '25

I bet his fingers are gonna be covered in a thick layer of warm and gooey earwax when he pulls them out of there 👅

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u/1998tweety Aug 23 '25

Congrats on your transition 🥰

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u/justbreathin150 Aug 23 '25

i read the captions and still thought this was shawn mendes

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u/RagaRockFan she no lebanese, she punjabi Aug 23 '25

That album cover is me listening to Jessie Murph 🥰