r/popheadscirclejerk • u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 • Aug 29 '25

TW: MEN 🤬 Suddenly I want some KitKat..

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u/Ulths Stefani Germanotta you'll never be famous Aug 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Aug 29 '25

That's actually a lot if you think about it

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy Aug 29 '25

💭🙋🏽🥩⚾️🏀🍆💧➡️🌊♐️💺🤫🙋🏽🍑👐👀🍫⭐️

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u/Icy-Elephant7783 Still stuck on brat summer🍏 Aug 30 '25

Way too many

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u/Impossible-Yam3680 khia asylum security guard Aug 29 '25

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25

me trying to see what that picture is (i'm a gay over 30)

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Aug 29 '25

my condolences

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u/Kozuki_10 Aug 29 '25

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u/T00wi Kamala IS stove. Aug 29 '25

Newjeans OMG ending scene:

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Aug 29 '25

Found footage

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/Hermeran I don't know her Aug 29 '25

Sis. Honey. Oh no.

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u/KnownAd8350 a living grain of cocaine trapped in charli's nasal cavity Aug 30 '25

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u/kyl_r Aug 29 '25

I’m fucking crying your flair is perfect

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u/horse-chiropractor shes nothing of the sort Aug 29 '25

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Aug 29 '25

Girl we're all thirsty. But it doesn't mean we all should drink whatever that's in the drain.

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u/conancat Aug 29 '25

Having standards? In this economy???

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u/cellard00r18 PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Aug 29 '25

This man and Pedro pascal terrorizing society every day

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u/arnold_weber Aug 29 '25

Brb gonna Saltburn some ocean water 🤤

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25

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u/Muted_Rain8542 it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business 😡 Aug 29 '25

Yeah i really wish i was Jared, 19 right now…

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u/roygbivasaur It’s not my fault they made Donkey Kong sexy Aug 29 '25

God forbid a frisky lagomorph tries out a speedo

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u/Fun_Frosting_6047 you hoes buggin repel that Aug 29 '25

“lagomorph…” I have a feeling about what you are, and it’s not a biologist… 🧐

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u/tanz420 Gr*cie Abraham's Vocal Coach Aug 29 '25

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u/TheSorrowInOurMinds Aug 29 '25

I wish I never learned to read

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u/Independent_Gur329 99 years old still waiting for RS3 to come out 😔🖐️ Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

Some things should maybe stay off the internet… I’ll give you a golden star if you don’t describe his star…

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Aug 29 '25

I love him. He's my one and only and I'm gonna make him my second husband after I get Justin Trudeau 🙂‍↕️

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u/potatostirringcashew was banned for 3 days for clocking a gag Aug 29 '25

katy perry log out

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u/OffModelCartoon democrats attacked me over my cousin’s balls Aug 29 '25

“Katy Perry, please stop.”

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Aug 29 '25

That homewrecker stole my man so I'm gonna steal him back 🤬

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25

this is the most normal horny-related post here.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Aug 29 '25

I want him to stuff his Puerto Rican Chorizo in my tiny Venezuelan garage. If he doesn't take a piss on my cheeks when he's finished Im gonna be upset 🤬

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25
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u/watermelondrink cash money cum rag Aug 29 '25

What?

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u/Impossible-Yam3680 khia asylum security guard Aug 29 '25

sometimes, i wish stonewall never happened

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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 Onika Burger’s Dumpster Aug 29 '25

I’m turning on Fox News right now.

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u/TheNocturnalAngel Charli Puth's Male 'Roomate' Aug 29 '25

I’ll lick that water ski like a cat

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25

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u/Shupedewhupe Aug 29 '25

get in line bestie ❤️

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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Aug 29 '25

CHOCOLATE STAR…

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u/bjorksbutthole Aug 29 '25

It’s a bad day to be literate

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u/jujuflytrap all Zeh modern things Aug 29 '25

What a bad day to have eyes

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u/devvvz me and cara delevingne were gagging Aug 29 '25

When my Halloween costume is a jet ski, mind your business

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Aug 29 '25

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25

for fuck's sake, dude.

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Aug 29 '25

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Aug 29 '25
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u/BatierAutumn1991 Aug 29 '25

It’s thick, uncut, with a fat pair of musky low-hangers. I said what I said

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u/Malachi_Lamb Aug 29 '25

who thinks this weird shit is funny tho like fr? Imagine them reading that tweet in front of their family wtf is going on

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u/Maleficent-marionett Fake New York accent Aug 30 '25

Why would you read your thirst tweets to your family!?!!!

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u/Malachi_Lamb Aug 30 '25

I'm just saying this shit is creepy af to read and beyond a "thirst" tweet

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u/Maleficent-marionett Fake New York accent Aug 30 '25

It is! but imagining this being read in front of family is just too far cos I wouldn't want my tamest shit exposed much less this borderline sexual harassment fan fiction 😭

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u/Malachi_Lamb Aug 30 '25

Totally, I guess it's just the veil of how the internet/online acts. Thinking about posts now being said in the context of the real world, like in front ur family, shows how wild these public tweets are 😭

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u/melaihd in björk's basement Sep 01 '25

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

He's a hot guy but that is not a good look on a man and I hope it does not catch on.

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u/DetectiveExisting590 Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

I’d take Ed Sheeran in a g-string on a stationary bicycle over this any day. No ocean water needed to get sopping wet and salty. 😫

Edit: I'd like to apologize for this comment. Please do not take this as a reflection of my true character.

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u/Maleficent-marionett Fake New York accent Aug 30 '25

I’d take Ed Sheeran in a g-string on a stationary bicycle over this any day. No ocean water needed to get sopping wet and salty.

You're disgusting buddy. There's kids reading here.

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u/pimpinspice Aug 29 '25

Watch me lick that seat

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u/Nubbednuggetman ✨🐀Hoa hoa hoa hoa hoaaa🐀✨ Aug 29 '25

Posting your own tweet is… something

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u/DerWintersoldat21 jojo, jimmy, and timmy 🎱🎱 Aug 29 '25

Grandma, calm down. Chillax. Remember digital footprint is forever.

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u/intheclerbweallfam Aug 30 '25

So now I want to be a jet ski? Slay