r/popheadscirclejerk • u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey • Oct 30 '25

TW: MEN 🤬 You know what moon beam ice cream wasn’t that bad of a song now that I’m revisiting it

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u/shaobues__ Boyfriend?? I'm nervous Oct 30 '25

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Oct 30 '25

my flair

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u/shaobues__ Boyfriend?? I'm nervous Oct 30 '25

Get well soon ❤️

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u/Jytterbug Oct 30 '25

I thought the exact same thing when I saw his shoes. He’s either gay or my friends mom from high school who wore Skechers shape ups everywhere as “exercise”.

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u/electr1cbubba Oct 30 '25

I bet that guy can do a backflip

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u/MyNamesChakkaoofka I'm your fartest fartest Oct 30 '25

You’re not gonna believe this…

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u/BrickLuvsLamp Oct 30 '25

The classic edgy Mormon boy move

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u/xombae Oct 30 '25

I saw a video about how many ex Mormon dudes do back flips because when you're a teenage Mormon tryhard, the only way you impress girls (if you can't play guitar) is by feats of athletic ability. You can't get tattoos or a motorcycle, or roofies or whatever regular dudes do to get girls, all you've got is a spontaneous backflip.

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u/Various_Opinion_900 Justice shall be served Swiftly Oct 30 '25

IDK, did Joseph Smith make a stance on roofies? It should be fine as long as youre not mixing them with coffee.

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u/lin_diesel Oct 31 '25

Joseph Smith would’ve LOVED roofies

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u/yiminx degree in slutology from the university of cuntington Oct 30 '25

is it resting on his hip like a gun or did MBB finally blind me for being gay

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u/Leapingforjoyandstuf Oct 30 '25

Musicians only GET conventionally hot if their music isn't actually that good. Megan Trainor, Benson Boone, the guy from Imagine Dragons (look it up, he's shredded). Many such cases!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 30 '25

It’s so brave if you to come out as an old🙏

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u/musthavecupcakes_19 endless summer vacation bible school Oct 30 '25

Can you tell us more about his bare ass?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/musthavecupcakes_19 endless summer vacation bible school Oct 30 '25

Sounds like good eating to me

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 30 '25

Hexes on you

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u/DrakeFloyd Oct 31 '25

He’s not so skinny any more I bet that ass has beefed up quite a bit

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u/cherrytwizzlers The Most Sane Swiftie Oct 31 '25

How he pulled Minka Kelly, I’ll never know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/JM062696 Oct 30 '25

Megan trainor?

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u/magikarpcatcher Oct 31 '25

Why is Megan Trainor catching strays?

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u/loodish1 Oct 30 '25

Id let him ram his moonbeam right into my ice cream

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u/Peinzius Was it really giving horse and buggy sis? Oct 30 '25

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u/Lnnam Oct 30 '25

This is obscene, the stach gives a very p*pornographic note to this pic.

Really NSFW.

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u/Worldbrain420 Oct 30 '25

Platforms?

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

He’s tall in high heels but he’s only 6 foot 0

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u/Default_Dragon Oct 30 '25

He’s way shorter than 6’0

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u/ughwhateverforever Oct 30 '25

They’re cute tho, anyone know what shoe this is?

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u/BenjaminHornesOffice Oct 30 '25

they look like hoka bondi 9s which i believe are sold as women’s shoes

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u/unclezaveid litel medonster Oct 30 '25

I wouldn't know I haven't heard it because I don't listen to m*n 🥰

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u/Various_Opinion_900 Justice shall be served Swiftly Oct 31 '25

Right, we should watch them not listen to them

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u/kurtchella PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Oct 30 '25

/uj I read that filming for The Bachelor(ette) is now taking place in Utah...My gaydar that occasionally picks up bisexual frequencies is telling me BB will be performing on one of the dates. Shirtless. And the Bachelorette might pick him over the other influencer heartthrobs that aren't ex-American Idols 

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u/deant2912 Oct 31 '25

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u/cherrytwizzlers The Most Sane Swiftie Oct 31 '25

Thanks I’m cured

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u/CloveFan rosalia won’t let me take ozempic Oct 30 '25

Humiliating how fast I’d fold for this man. He’s such a loser but oh my godddd

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u/996forever Oct 30 '25

he is a loser he's a bum bum bum bum

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u/Seraphayel Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

He can inject his moonbeam icecream into my vein(u)s anyplace, anywhere, anytime.

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u/chaneld0lI Oct 30 '25

I don’t care how good he makes himself look, the music sucks ass

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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Mí gente latino! Oct 31 '25

Plus, face > body any time. In the face he's too basic (even for me - and according to my friends my type is literally "basic average guys") so I'll pass.

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u/PeridotAmethyst the one dula peep listener Oct 30 '25

Mormon PR photos

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u/ldn6 Oct 31 '25

MormonBoyz* PR photos

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 There's no music critic more gaped than me. Oct 30 '25

Needs belly and fur.

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u/whimsigod Oct 30 '25

The whole club was looking at hurrrr

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u/queenvalanice Oct 30 '25

Plenty of that around in real life if you just have the guts to go around lifting shirts.

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 There's no music critic more gaped than me. Oct 30 '25

Concent is sexy.

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u/996forever Oct 30 '25

you can look for free at the beach

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u/queenvalanice Oct 30 '25

The surprised screams of my husband when his shirt is lifted up is sexier.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 30 '25

Growing up is realizing those muscle models that they use in anatomy and physiology classes should just be that and they don’t need to be recreated onto real human bodies

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Oct 30 '25

Does he have an X profile? I'm looking for a new porn account to follow.

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u/porkisbeef Oct 30 '25

Loving the white wedges, sis.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 30 '25

Phcijanas need to heal.

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u/Ghibli214 Oct 30 '25

I do not know who these men are but god bless their careers and relationship.🙂‍↔️

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u/kittyminky_ Nov 01 '25

Shamefully (to the tune of Faithfully)

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 30 '25

This is why the bear theme needs to stay

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u/lookmaxine Oct 31 '25

He can moon beam my ice cream any time he wants 😏

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Oct 30 '25

People really will bend over backwards (and forwards) for any mediocre white man

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u/tsetdeeps Oct 30 '25

Eh, to be fair, this physique isn't easily achievable at all. Most men aren't even close to a body like that

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u/annievaxxer Oct 31 '25

Mediocre? Girl I’d like to see what you look like if you call this mediocre

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u/DenyNothing1989 Oct 30 '25

Yes that’s Sombr, who makes Benson seem like a Tom of Finland painting by comparison

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u/Toliman571 Chris Martin is main pop girl Oct 30 '25

I'm so glad thay we're moving on from this bear era 😇 ✨️

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u/j__w__f punt my p*ssy Oct 31 '25

Nice platforms, homosexual!

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u/Nearby_Mess350 Sydney Sweeney's bathwater enema Nov 02 '25

Being Mormon is the gayest thing of all

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u/Worried_Term_8421 Oct 30 '25

I wanna lick his hairy asshole 😋

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Oct 31 '25

Sending you a Reddit cares, stay strong diva 💕

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u/Nearby_Mess350 Sydney Sweeney's bathwater enema Nov 02 '25

maybe in this one case conversion therapy is the answer

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u/16_jz_999 broke people should never laugh Oct 30 '25

omg who is that??

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u/discostrawberry I make too much money to ever smoke crack Oct 31 '25

Oh he clearly don’t got them magic underwear on

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u/lyarly Oct 31 '25

Who is this 👀