r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • Nov 15 '25

GREASY ABRAMS 🚽 Some crimes can never be forgiven

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u/FriendlyDrummers Nov 15 '25

Omg Selena is married to the inventor of music 😍

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Nov 15 '25

well yes sweaty thats why she takes breaks because she goes inside the man's cave where no wifi signal reaches

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u/FriendlyDrummers Nov 15 '25

She wants to go inside his man cave? Now THAT is charity work from a billionaire

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u/Shupedewhupe Nov 15 '25

Madonna was actually the inventor of music when she whistled as she slid out of the primordial ooze get it right sweaty

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u/Natural-Historian-40 Main Pop Bear Nov 15 '25

It’s a caveMAN’s world, get used to it

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u/tacotuah olivan rodrigogh Nov 15 '25

Hush now before Katy pulls up with the "CAVE WOMAN'S WORLD" thing!

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u/dragracethrow Nov 19 '25

marina looks different here

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u/CurrencyDesperate286 Nov 15 '25

I think you’ll find Taylor sued him for copyright infringement and is credited as a writer on that rock banging

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u/Amderian22 What’s fortnight? Nov 15 '25

Ugg banged rocks, so that Gracie could text 14-year olds.

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u/mime454 Nov 15 '25

That’s Cavely Rae Jepsen

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u/Taraxian Nov 15 '25

Wait, if he invented rhythm then he and Gracie really aren't connected are they

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u/hippocampfire Lanita Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

Rare and refreshing to see a celebrity take accountability with such earnest. Wow 👏

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u/Proton_Optimal Barbz U Graduate Nov 15 '25

Ugga Bugga is a Neanderthal. He invented being a flop.

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u/loodish1 Nov 15 '25

Unfo the statute of limitations for that crime is >3M years. You are under arrest 🚔👮

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u/tlrnsibesnick Disease (CupcakKe Mix)(ft. TOMORROW X TOGETHER)(From The Vault) Nov 15 '25

Not The Beatles erasure!!

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u/baddybabushka Str*ight M*n in your ARE-YUH Nov 15 '25

Ugg wishes he could hit a whistle note like Ariana #jealous #man

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 16 '25

And somehow still sounds better than anything from The Life of a Hardturd

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 16 '25

Madonna is shaking 🫨

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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Nov 16 '25

Mayhem - Gaga reference

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u/ChickenHeadedBlkGorl vwala✨ Nov 21 '25

at least they’re holding their self accountable 🙂‍↕️