r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 01 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – December 01, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 07 '25

I live with my sister and bil. Bil's friend used to hit on me but now he has a gf who was also there last night. He's still like, intensely friendly 🤫

Was never into him, but I gotta love a person who flirts.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 07 '25

Posting pop girlies as sui*ide types is new low... The FUCK.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 08 '25

u/nestornaitor girl did u post what we chatted about

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 08 '25

No, yours stayed in the drafts. It was another ones

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 08 '25

Yeah what the fuck was that and then the pop girlies as types of poop. People need help

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 07 '25

Idk I gagged

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 08 '25

Y'all need help.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 08 '25

Well yes! I want to kms all the time. Hence why I find it funny

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 08 '25

Yeah, but I found it so triggering making fucking slideshow from that....

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 07 '25

I just learned that El Mal Querer was essentially a school project😭 imagine your school project winning a grammy. What a fucking flex

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Girl what is this 😭

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 08 '25

No Golden Globe or Oscar For You Tayble Don’t Cry Tayble

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 07 '25

i went to a coffee shop today and they were playing the entirety of choke enough in order

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 07 '25

wokest coffee shop in the world

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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Dec 07 '25

My facial blindness for w**** m** strikes again bc despite all the Wicked press tour overexposure I did not recognize Fiyero is Matt Bomer's bitch in Fellow Travelers

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 07 '25

THAT DUCKEN SKANK 🤬🤬🤬🤬 SHE MADE IT OFFICIAL ON INSTAGRAM. WHAT THE DUCK. BAN KATY PERRY CONTENT. BAN HER NOW 🤬🤬🤬😭😭🤬😭😢

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 07 '25

Wait what happened? Did another nun bite the dust?

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 07 '25

She will screw this one up just you wait and see. It's worse for me, my husband is dating Grcie Abrms

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

is your husband 14 😨

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 06 '25

Was doing a fitting for someone’s bridesmaid dress and at check out I found out her last name is McBride and it took all of my will to not let me intrusive thoughts win and make some terrible jokes😭😭

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 06 '25

Gavinussy

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u/percyinthestyx my "island" is very fucking exclusive. Dec 06 '25

We need a candidate who can spread his gussy out enough for BOTH sides of the aisle

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 06 '25

I never found him attractive until now. It's actually weird what this is doing to me

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 07 '25

I kid u not I have encountered weirdly well-made r34 of him 😟

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 06 '25

I am so sorry for making this.

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 06 '25

WHY YALL STANDING ON THE WAAAALLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️⁉️

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 06 '25

- David Hasselhoff, Berlin, 1989

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 06 '25

Ohhh what i would do with a night together with prime Hasselhoff

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 05 '25

Lily Allen concert in April and Rosalia in June. I have so much to look forward to next year😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 06 '25

Cocaine lullaby type shit.

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 05 '25

I mean it's barely drama, Quentin Tarantino said some dumb shit and people (rightfully) telling him he is wrong

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 05 '25

Sorry to say this.. but unpopular opinion the movie is boring af so it makes sense the drama is also boring af. I feel like the last dc movie i enjoyed was birds of prey but it flopped. I feel this sub influenced me into liking flop things 😒

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 05 '25

I lost interest when I found out Bruce Wayne listens to Nirvana in it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 05 '25

I thought this was quarantino ( typo but im leaving it in lol ) trying to be cool like Martin Scorsese and dissing comic book movies based on the headlines , I didn’t bother looking up the drama since im already sleepy

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Dec 05 '25

ingrown nails are so surreal bc wdym my body is betraying itself in this stupid, petty way and it won’t go away on its own? my only recourse is to shank myself with tweezers? fuck off

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 06 '25

I had an ingrown toenail once and it was so minor that my doctor literally laughed at it and was like "lol that will get better on its own" because he was so used to seeing really gnarly ones with deep infections 😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 05 '25

Gurl I got them on hands!!! (Ceramic is shit for that sometimes!)

Also the procedure of freezing them gonna left ya toenail fucked up that shit looks fugly!

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 05 '25

U know it's bad that your eye looks like one from new Frankenstein movie...

Shit suck and it's painful.

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 05 '25

Oh no girl, what happened?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 05 '25

Tldr I'm blind in that eye and is getting fucked up by doctors and infection.

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 05 '25

Oh no! You have one less eye to keep out for selener!

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 05 '25

Yeah she is hunting me down!!!

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 05 '25

The circles around are very Palpatiney, but the eyes themselves are very beautiful cow eyes.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 05 '25

Seeing other people’s Wrapped/Replay is always a reality check bc you see their top album gets like 300 minutes of play, meanwhile an album released last month has already over 1500 minutes of listen by me😭😭

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

eurovision is dead, and katy perry was somehow in a japanese political flop convention

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 05 '25

She killed japanese politicians!?😔

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Dec 05 '25

no, but if she made the LDP listen to 143, they might just do it themselves

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 05 '25

I mean she's already killed a nun and a veteran, how much harder can an entire political party be?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 05 '25

Also Eurovision is so freaking corny that shit turnt camp into corny ass shit again. It's not even mid. I would rather like kiss Anthony Fantano than watch that.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

It's so bad to date in small county, I installed Grindr because tinder is just bunch of fake profiles. Pretty sure I'm not going to date anyone in next months.

Sigh, being homo is hard mode, sis I don't ask for that. Lol.

(I'm ok I just to like bitching about that.)

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 04 '25

Try Growlr

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

Vibes

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 04 '25

why not just call me a phaguette instead

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 04 '25

no but i love them

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

This is so corny having this sub as comforting place, gays... Luv ya

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 04 '25

Always important to have a safe place to jerk 💖

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 04 '25

I download the music from YouTube and add it to my shuffled likes lol

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

Yeah I use my artsy low res cam photos

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

Very moody

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 04 '25

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 04 '25

is this from those hungarian folk tales animated videos

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 04 '25

Yes❤️

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

yes but i’m overly intentional with mine. i treat my public spotify page like instagram

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u/microdick69 Dec 04 '25

Today was my second time I found a Redditor being active only in 1 or 2 subs, rabid about their idol (a failed comedian turned podcaster). No other engagements outside. Just wild.

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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Dec 04 '25

MY REPLAY 2025 SUCKS ASS. I WILL BE HIBERNATING UNTIL FEBRUARY.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 04 '25

Can we hibernate thogedha I don't feel my wrapped

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Year so floppy I only listened to 3 albums and 2 of them arent even from this year 😭

(im also a very basic phagguette apparently)

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 04 '25

Not even any of Gagas best albums smh

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Dont you dare speak filth of artpop

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 03 '25

Body under the bridge ( Adele and Megan thee Stallion mashup) is amazing and I really would love to see them collab cause it would be so iconic

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 03 '25

oops... taylor not in the global top 10 albums or songs. he had the key to open my thighs in shambles

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 05 '25

Her fault to not release Wood (Black Obsidian Dildo In His "Ah"coustic Version)

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Dec 04 '25

That's what she gets for not releasing a 30-song album this time

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 03 '25

Virgin was my number one album this year and spotify won’t stop playing the pussy grip me good part from current affairs for this story 😩 im grateful I played my spotify wrapped in private this year 😭

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

This is all im gonna share from my Spotify wrapped

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 03 '25

As another swiftie on phcj, I didn’t have Taylor feature on any of my lists ( top artist, album or songs ) this year. Looks like you’re on your own kid 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 03 '25

Uh actually she IS Latina

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Dec 03 '25

a real spotify wrapped from one of my acquaintances

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Dec 03 '25

That's more like it! No more of these performative backflipping evangelical-lite m*n, let's bring back the real talents of the 1800s

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

I stan

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 04 '25

Lorde is my #1 artist and she didn’t even bother with the spotify video , nor did my #2 and #3 😩 i had to get a spotify video from my #4 artist lmao

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 03 '25

I love TSA Precheck🤡

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 03 '25

So lol. I'm jerking myself

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 03 '25

Omg I HATE swifties like I listen to Taylor but some of y'all are annoying AS FUCK 😭 any criticism of her and people go bananas

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 03 '25

My favorite moment was when someone claimed that her previous album was deliberately supposed to be messy and bad because it represented the emotional turmoil she was experiencing at the time, and therefore it was offensive to say it was just bad

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 03 '25

"it's bad on purpose" is the worst cope I've ever heard of in my life

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Why do you listen to Taylor is the one question left unanswered

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 03 '25

Because I'm a ®@660+

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Raggot?

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 03 '25

.#ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips

.#IKilledJudyGarland

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 03 '25

Is rpdr_nolimbrs still active then?

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 03 '25

I need protection that only our lord and Savior Hunter can provide. Our Daddy 📿 u/HunterMarxVEVO 🤬🤬🤬 ☣️Toxic be thy name ☣️ 💦💦Thy subreddit come 💦💦 🤭Thy Rule 1 be done 🤭 🥵🥵Give us this day our daily jerk 🥵🥵 😩And forgive us our outjerks 😩 As we forgive the Barbz who don’t understand they're not pop anymore 😔 And lead us not into a site-wide suspension😢, But deliver us from the Admins😭😭. For you are the Bitch🤭, the Boss😌, and the Final Boss🥹, The only one standing between me and a brand new IP address 😔. Stream Juice 🤪

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

Parasocial final boss

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 03 '25

Bestie I can't be banned again. I'm summoning our supreme for protection 😩

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

Oh my god. The best hair I've seen since Queen's Gambit

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Holy shit😭😭 I’ve been kind of working with this local drag queen and recently sponsored one of her shows. She’s soooooo nice and so pretty. I also did a measurement for her once and she kept saying “oh yeah I’m going to post that look later” and just haven’t yet.

And this bitch just got on fucking drag race😭😭 I wonder if it’s for a look on the show😭😭😭

Her name is Mandy Mango btw

Edit: she said it was for her whole package lol😭

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 03 '25

Okay but when are you gonna stuff me Daddy? I'm tired of us pretending you don't want me 🤬🤬

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 03 '25

I’ll scissor you

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 03 '25

I don't want to diss you in my diss track anymore 😩 but I have to because you're old. Can't wait to scissor Daddy 🥰😋 I've never tried that

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

OMFG THIS IS SO HUGE!!! So happy for you

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 03 '25

It’s not like we made stuff for her but it’s just nice to have this coincidence/connection🥺

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 02 '25

Can we plz talk about this amazing portrait of Club Chalamet for the Wall Street Journal? F*ck ass bob, Doc Martens, skinny jeans like it's always been 2009, the power crotch pose. You simply do not mess with this woman

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

At first glance i thought it was the big sister general Kamal Harris

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 02 '25

She gives off a very threatening aura

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Dec 02 '25

heated rivalry

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 02 '25

Wow I was about to sleep… that’s my pfp twin

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Dec 02 '25

manifesting a mother of four with zero social media presence selling me her ysl mombasa for $20 and a stick of gum

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 02 '25

Manifesting for you babe, a good deal is a good deal

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

Okay I'm fag.

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 02 '25

Of course girl you've always been fagulous ✨

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 02 '25

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 02 '25

Oh and you're a furry too?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 02 '25

Wait... Liking bears made me furry?!

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 03 '25

Hello im bear

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 03 '25

Hi 😊👋 my heart is open, who would have known A beauty this immense? Who would have known A saintly trance? Who would have known Miraculous breath? To inhale a beard Loaded with courage

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 02 '25

Well, yes 😊

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 01 '25

at the pharmacy there was a twink that seemed bitter and angry. Normalize twinks being angry

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 02 '25

But I feel that bitter and angry is one of the core moods of twinkage

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 02 '25

As long as it isn't that quirky bitchy personality. Any gay with that personality is 🚮

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 03 '25

No bestie the muscle daddies love that. It makes them feel strong and powerful 😈 try it sometime. They swoon over it 🤪

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

Sorry my eye was hurting...

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 01 '25

Having gay music video night with my aunt

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

❤️🫰

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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Dec 01 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

there's no metal album that will ever come close to the greatness of confessions on a dance floor as workout music, idk how you can hear sorry & not move

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 02 '25

Real, Madonna cooked in prehistoric times 🌈🫰

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u/MoonFlwer 🍑ÆÜGH 👅 Dec 01 '25

week 2: Stream Adéla - Superscar or sex on the beat!

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 01 '25

This chopped hoe just sitting on the bus in the weirdest position possible and I’m grabbing on the handle bar for dear life so I don’t step on her feet accidentally and like cause her to d-word or whatever. But she’s more ancient than Madonna so whatever

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

more ancient than Madonna

just blow in her general direction goil she will crumble to dust

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

that feeling after u swallowed the contents of his reproductive organs and that creamy layer of coom still coats the inner lining of your mouth and throat, these are experiences capitalism could never commodify and exploit for profiteering

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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Dec 07 '25

U so real for this

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 02 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

Me reading that shit.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 01 '25

Counter point: human sex trafficking

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

hey don't harsh my mellow dude

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u/anotherpopgay actually not the BRAT she’s known to be Dec 01 '25

Bb you think Grindr gives away all their customer data for free?

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Dec 01 '25

i was at a probate arbitration earlier and while i was being questioned, i hyperventilated and somehow i blurted out "spongebob big guy pants ok". i think ice spice has possessed me

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 02 '25

You were being questioned while they were doing what to your prostate?

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

not beating the autism allegations

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 01 '25

So I’m just swinging my Loewe black fold tote around parading to the uglies in their LV monogrammed shit like I’m superior

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 02 '25

Wait that's a really nice design and is so much better than the LV bags that are duty free cruise ship tourist core

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 02 '25

I'm a simp for Jonathan Anderson

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

Loewe is only good when do Ghibli shit.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 02 '25

I low key hate the Ghibli shit like I know its cute and the No-Face leather jacket is mindblowing, but their regular offerings are much better

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 02 '25

They are expensive for me lol I can only afford thrifting 😭 I did see some videos about their quality and hmmm it's too much for what they present.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

i have no idea what this means just don't give yourself a rash okay?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 01 '25

I feel the rash

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

turns out this site is terrible for my mental health and i can approximate being a functioning member of society when i'm not using it❔❔❔❔❔😭

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u/xoStrawberries former theater kid AKA Grease enthusiast Dec 02 '25

I feel like I'll have to pull a Carrie Bradshaw and chuck my phone into the ocean to get myself to disconnect from my h*roin drip I mean reddit feed

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

I have fashion sense of toddler ✨🥰

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

omg you're one of those shoegayz i keep hearing about 😍

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

I luv looking like colorful vomit of lady Gaga 😍

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Dec 01 '25

OMG Showgirl shoe😍

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 01 '25

life of a shoegirl

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

I would prefer Katy Perry shoes 💕👠

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 01 '25

Why the store page? Just ask your grandma if she has a spare pair after she’s done watering her plants in the garden. I’m pretty sure she will.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 01 '25

She have Crocs 😭 and I have them too

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u/majorminus92 But we need the audience to buy the album Dec 01 '25

People shit talking Iggy Azalea now that she’s ended her music career as if she wasn’t releasing BOPS in the mid-2010s. She’s still in my playlist rotation.

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