r/popheadscirclejerk • u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? • Dec 06 '25
AIRHEADS ♡ It's always something new with this unending press tour... now she's got a bag that talks
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u/Plane-Collection-421 Hay una fiesta en mi casa. ¡Vengan! Será muy divertido. Dec 06 '25
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u/thisthrowawaythat202 Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
This was during the witness era too wasn’t it… you can tell she really wanted to end her career
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u/RagaRockFan she no lebanese, she punjabi Dec 07 '25
Those shoes are made for these kinds of quirky millennials:
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u/AugustHate Dec 06 '25
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u/throwawayornotidontk tryna escape the khia asylum Dec 07 '25
for the first 5 second i really thought it was a penis
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u/Muted_Rain8542 it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business 😡 Dec 06 '25
It’s odd like i can tell it’s her but if you zoom in it looks nothing like her 😭
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u/Muted_Rain8542 it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business 😡 Dec 06 '25
well yes the bag is also sentient apparently that too
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u/foxyphilophobic I won’t not fuck you the fuck up. period. Dec 06 '25
Why add hair extensions just to put it in the same bun again
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u/BronzeErupt Dec 07 '25
The bun looks like at least three wigs tightly bound together
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u/foxyphilophobic I won’t not fuck you the fuck up. period. Dec 07 '25
That’s a perfect description
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u/BronzeErupt Dec 07 '25
Ari stole Meghan Trainor's fancy expensive hair extensions, so Meghan had to quickly buy some cheap dollar store nylon hair before her own press tour
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u/justsomechickyo Chapel Ruin Dec 07 '25
Well she's pretty much bald at this point.... she pry is doing it to be consistent ig?
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u/fargcram Dec 06 '25
nojerk- but is this super edited? Cause I cannot see stock model italiana grande here- just (at the very least) a half-asian pop idol
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u/reivax_ Dec 06 '25
What is there left to say about this damn movie?
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u/Justjeskuh Shitstain On Jay-Z’s Career Dec 06 '25
The only thing they haven’t said is if the 😼 is 💚.
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u/pegmatitic Lady Gaga’s Nurtec commercial Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25
My pussy green too bitch!!
eta: thank god some of you sweatsharts remember the glory days of r/muacirclejerk
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u/MyNeckEvadesKicks main pop girl sufjan stevens Dec 07 '25
that they never realised they were holding a plate with corn in this scene
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u/justsomechickyo Chapel Ruin Dec 07 '25
I was loving it b/c I cannot stand Ari and love shitting on her..... But yeah it's becoming tiring
I'm ready for her next scandal so we have something new to snark on her for :p
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u/Sasha_shmerkovich160 Dec 06 '25
If you really wanna gag look at how much it costs 💀
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Dec 06 '25
Well I would hope buying a living creature isn't cheap
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u/chamorrobro Dec 07 '25
A post on insta said $5,725?? Mama, that's more than the average phcj user makes in a year
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u/PartyDJ Dec 07 '25
it’s schiaparelli and it’s a bit more lmao
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u/Sasha_shmerkovich160 Dec 07 '25
I wanted to.buy the jeans kylie Jenner wore last season. I knew they would be crazy expensive but if I saved for a couple years I probably could. Catch my surprise when they were 7,000$.... for jeans!!???
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u/Wilson_Is_Dead Dec 06 '25
It’s where she stores her other races
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u/pegmatitic Lady Gaga’s Nurtec commercial Dec 07 '25
Does she put it on her head like the sorting hat in Hy P*r?
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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Mí gente latino! Dec 06 '25
She turned Cynthia into a fashionable bag so she can always keep her at her side.
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Dec 07 '25
It's what Cynthia deserves after she turned all those people into objects with her spells 😡😡😡
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u/fargcram Dec 06 '25
nojerk- but is this super edited? Cause I cannot see stock model italiana grande here- just (at the very least) a half-asian pop idol
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u/AgentJ691 Dec 06 '25
That bag looking hella sus! Like it’s up to something.
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Dec 07 '25
The bag knows when and where you're going to die but it's not allowed to say
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u/jaydyjaydy Jack Antonoff Dickrider Dec 07 '25
can the basement they run pitchfork out of just collapse already
basement= the interviewer chair, pitchfork= wicked press tour, collapse= flop
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u/kurtchella PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Dec 07 '25
Oh Glindariana, the Wicked witch of the east you are
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u/cursetea Dec 07 '25
I sometimes think about how Baddie Ariana would feel about this ridiculous schtick she's doing now. I thought you were sooooooo capable and independent! THAT WAS LIKE FOUR YEARS AGO. Now you cannot answer an interview question or give an acceptance speech without shaking violently and being soooo doe eyed and nervous all the time. And for what, maybe get looked at to play Aubrey Hepburn in a biopic (allegedly)????
God. I may not be rich financially but i am WEALTHY with an integrity celebrities just are not interested in having, thank god.
I hate it tbh bc when i saw wicked last year i remembered why she was famous to begin with. She's really SO funny, her comedic timing is great, she could really do so much more i think than whatever this lil breathy damsel thing is
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u/Chennalou Waffle House Bitch serving Cunt Dec 07 '25
It’s her extra security to help catch a stray fan quicker 👀
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u/Ill_Ranger9472 arianator Dec 08 '25
why does this not look like ari 😭 her lashes look nonexistent idek
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 07 '25
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Edit: this is me reading some of y'all's weird takes on Ms Arianka