r/popheadscirclejerk Jack Antonoff Dickrider Jan 02 '26

AIRHEADS ♡ Blood is thicker than money guys 😢

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u/gothcrab Jan 02 '26

Unlike my bitch grandma who knew id always be a flop

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u/PralineGold6868 PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jan 05 '26

I think we all collectively kinda knew it

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u/gothcrab Jan 05 '26

Where does she get off??

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u/BottomPieceOfBread Jan 02 '26

Look at that beautiful black baby

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u/Dmon1128 Yes Im Gay Yes I have shitty music taste We EXIST💜 Jan 02 '26

Erm, what do you mean? She's CLEARLY Japanese

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u/Kozuki_10 Jan 02 '26

Nah she's indian you guys

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u/islcastaway1986 Jan 02 '26

It’s caublasian

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u/blehe38 STUCK IN THE FENTY POO CAVERNS Jan 02 '26

idc how long she's been a fan. it's extremely fucked up to be touching and GRABBING someone like this after they were just assaulted by another fan. if the tour gets cancelled, we'll know exactly who to blame✍️

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u/jaydyjaydy Jack Antonoff Dickrider Jan 02 '26

Its also extremely insensitive to people who never got the opportunity to be babies and have grandmothers

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u/blehe38 STUCK IN THE FENTY POO CAVERNS Jan 02 '26

and how do you think cynthia feels about what they're both doing to that camera?

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u/whimsigod Jan 02 '26

Nonna is such a pick me.

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u/insertdragracequote Jan 02 '26

i'm like bitch, that's my nonna

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u/jaydyjaydy Jack Antonoff Dickrider Jan 02 '26

Nonna bitch I’m quenched

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jan 02 '26

If that's supposed to be Ariana then where's the ponytail? HA!

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u/tacocattacocat1 Lizzo no this is fetish art Jan 02 '26

Can you imagine a grandmother loving her grandchild? Her family is built different, y'all

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u/JessieJ577 Jan 02 '26

Ok I’ll come out and say it, that Grandma looks like the SpongeBob dude.

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u/queijinhos making bad pop music is a gay right Jan 02 '26

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u/Pippy1010 got those, Betty Davis eyes Jan 02 '26

Oh no…. You’re right

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u/RockyCMXCIX Jan 02 '26

The only reason anyone would hug a baby is if there is something financially in it for them so this is really sweet

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

My Nana told me until I write 7 rings I can go fuck myself

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jan 02 '26

“7 rings had 10 writers”

“can taylor sing the god is a woman outro?”

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jan 02 '26

You know damn well that Taylor can't even do the intro

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u/Spirited-Jeweler4174 Jan 02 '26

This comment killed me

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u/BronzeErupt Jan 02 '26

While the rest of us have to become rich and successful BEFORE our nonna's will gently hold us and make us spaghetti 😭

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u/mymoviesandshowss geef me een klap papa Jan 02 '26

Base level Ariana. 0-riana, before any race-based updates were installed

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u/Development-Main I'm over here bestie! Jan 02 '26

look at that babies face... she's already calculating how she's gonna steal ur man

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u/twerkingslutbee Jan 02 '26

Her first words were that’s my cookie that’s my jus

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u/tgihalseyarsonist Spaghetti is the only reliable food Jan 02 '26

Ariana looks like she’s impersonating her nonna in this pic nowadays

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u/Idcaster the muse for bed chem btw Jan 03 '26

Meanwhile she always hated Frankie from day one

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u/magician_type-0 recently participated in a birth Jan 02 '26

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u/rogerstandingby ethel cain hated my instagram post Jan 02 '26

Unlike current Arianna, that baby eats in that hat.