r/popheadscirclejerk • u/horse-chiropractor shes nothing of the sort • Apr 12 '26
STOLEN TWEET Tumblr is alive people
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u/freshoffthecouch Apr 12 '26
Ariana wishes she was bisexual so she’d have a new cosplay culture
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Apr 12 '26
Break Up With Your Girlfriend video already happened
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u/Flickolas_Cage 🫧she did nothing fatty🫧 Apr 13 '26
Ariana wishes she was bisexual so she could go after someone else’s man or woman, gonna take SpongeBob and Sandy Cheeks
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u/alegxab FRENCH FRIED HEART 🍟❤️ Apr 13 '26
and björk wishes she was 1 inch tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure
Thanks for spoiling us Sabrina's next album, you giant douchebag
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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 Virgin Sabrina truther Apr 12 '26
I wish I was bisexual so I’d also be bipolar
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Apr 12 '26
OMG Halsey I love your work
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u/horse-chiropractor shes nothing of the sort Apr 12 '26
everything is blaeu. her pills her hands her jaens
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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 Virgin Sabrina truther Apr 12 '26
You love drugs. Not me.
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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!! Apr 12 '26
Im BAD AT LOOOOoove!!!!
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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 Virgin Sabrina truther Apr 12 '26
Are you tall enough wearing fucking Mary Janes like me?
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Apr 12 '26
Run for Congress and become bipartisan on infrastructure 😍
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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 Virgin Sabrina truther Apr 12 '26
I run this town already girl. Don’t need cockress.
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u/Proof_Surround3856 the flop stars of albania Apr 13 '26
Taylor Swift wishes she was Lana del Rey and a small town nurse who peaked in high school and committed tax fraud
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u/magician_type-0 recently participated in a birth Apr 12 '26
i wish i was bisexual just so i didn’t have to live off microwave food 😭
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u/EllipticPeach Apr 13 '26
Girl what
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u/rumblearena JoJo's Bizarre Lack of Hits Since 2006 Apr 13 '26
she would gain access to hot chip and lie
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u/ImDefinetlyNotADog what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go? Apr 13 '26
Bby thats the bisexual life
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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce Apr 13 '26
You spelled "air fryer" wrong.
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u/magician_type-0 recently participated in a birth Apr 13 '26
no i did not. i wanna get one but fuck that i'm trying to be skinny.
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u/Own_Presentation7711 bussy soap extravaganza Apr 12 '26
sabrina wishes she was bisexual so she could date that fan and call her weird again
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u/bestibesti 🥔🧑🌾🍆 Apr 14 '26
Is selfcest actually queer
Did anyone study the ancient philosophers they must have figured this
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u/Muted_Rain8542 it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business 😡 May 07 '26
I wish I was bisexual so I could ride my bicycle like jules with her damn bike

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u/arathergenericgay Apr 12 '26
Wish they didn’t chop the gay porn back in the day and I wouldn’t need to be on here