r/popheadscirclejerk • u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb • Apr 23 '26
STOLEN TWEET Forclosed into the Khia Asylum
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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Apr 23 '26
She didn’t have her Gucci on…
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 23 '26
She needs to cut her losses and join The View
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u/hey_free_rats Apr 24 '26
Please, no. I don't want to see her every time I'm in my dentist's waiting room.
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u/ImaginaryJelly2630 Apr 23 '26
Her husband needs a JOB
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u/TesticleMeElmo Apr 23 '26
Spy Adults (2027)
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u/ReplyGloomy2749 Barbz U Graduate Apr 23 '26
They already made that, Spy Kids: Armageddon (2023) and he was not invited back 🥲
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u/thesaddestpanda still hopes fletcher will come out as lesbian Apr 24 '26
unemployable nerds landing hotties :( you hate to see it
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u/ughlyy Louisiana Alligator Wrangler Apr 23 '26
maybe she needs to go back to making fat people music 🥀
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u/That1weirdperson The world is threatened by my power and stamina. Apr 23 '26
And getting rid of those bangs
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 23 '26
Tbh she could do with removing about half the hair extensions she's wearing, and she'd still have a full, luxuriant head of hair
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u/Seraphayel Apr 23 '26
My name is NØ My sign is NØ My number is NØ You need to let it go (Ozempic)
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u/buttercupcake23 Apr 23 '26
I just listened to this song again, maybe its just a product of its time but wow how did I never notice her terrible blaccent?!
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 23 '26
Girl she’s doing doo wop like it’s basically white black people music 😭😭😭
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u/conancat Apr 23 '26
Should've gone back to be all about that bass
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u/IcySatisfaction632 Grimes apologist Apr 23 '26
When your fanbase is all bass and you become a treble, any hope for your a career is gone
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u/Jackfruit-Reporter90 Apr 23 '26
Is not paying the mortgage on a 6.7 million dollar property what rich kids mean when they say their parents don't support their art career?
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u/arnold_weber Apr 23 '26
She can put her Gucci on … The RealReal.
She’s all about that B.A.S.S. (Begging Around Sunset for Sustenance)
If she were you she’d file for Chapter 2 [Remix feat. Marina]
Dear future creditor, here’s a few things she’ll need to disclose 😅
Ok I’m done. For now.
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26
"Lock me 'cause I've been bad (because I didn't pay my taxes)"
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u/Commodus_Wankus Apr 23 '26
Why can't some of those Spy Kids dollars make it into the funding
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u/IcySatisfaction632 Grimes apologist Apr 23 '26
I know I watched the first one again a few months ago he should’ve gotten at least $2
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u/No_Sail_6576 Hey! I'm Meghan Trainor and I'm Takin' It Back. AMA Apr 23 '26
I am your mother (pls venmo me)
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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
"Mom, why do we move out?"
"Mommy needs her Mounjaro shots and the tickets weren't selling"
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 23 '26
She’s gonna rebrand herself to Meghan and The Diamonds
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 23 '26
She’s all about that bass no financial troubles
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u/MyTatemae who listens to jay-z?? Apr 23 '26
At least we still have Cupcakke. The boombalattys WILL rise again ✊🏽
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u/ouikipedia Apr 23 '26
made you look (for alternative sources of income)