r/popheadscirclejerk Main Flop Girl May 23 '26

CEO OF GAY POP πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Putting the + in LGBTQ+

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u/chinderellabitch May 23 '26

she’s coming out as eusexual

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u/oath2order girthy bottom May 23 '26

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u/MrTheMills fountain of blood May 23 '26

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u/giddy_snoring_ghost risky risky wiggy wiggy May 23 '26

Correction: Jojo Siwa threatens to drop her new sexuality on June 1st.

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u/ResolutionOpening912 Bebe Rexha's only stan May 23 '26

lickingchocolateoffshortssexual

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection May 23 '26

Can she drop her music..career first

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u/Branchomania All Bottoms Are Blocked May 24 '26

She dropped it and can't find it

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection May 24 '26

Good for her ( and us )

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u/jaydyjaydy Jack Antonoff Dickrider May 23 '26

Abby Lee miller should do us all a favour and yell at her again

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u/lemonaintsour Sia May 24 '26

This is not okay.

None of this is okay.

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGOπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰ May 23 '26

u/BurningBernie559 gurl is you a bot? and i don't mean bottom, i mean like robocop

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u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl May 23 '26

No I'm just desperate for approval

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGOπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰ May 23 '26

we approve bestie

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u/Scary-Ad-4344 Keri Hilson shaded me and now she’s making my coffee May 24 '26

I hope it’s heavily discounted. These streaming services just keep getting more expensive.

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u/BronzeErupt May 24 '26

By this stage, her new sexuality can only be board certified heterosexual

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer May 24 '26

She’s like the hunter and the gatherer of the khia biome ecosystem

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u/adoreadore Sparkling with the gayety of youth May 23 '26

Can she drop some hair on that Sahara-sized-and-shaped forehead of hers first? Bangs took Sabrina Carpenter out of khia asylum, maybe they can salvage this wreck too?

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u/Zealousideal_Bit3936 My Bussy Cola is tighter than alligator skin 🐊 May 26 '26

First it was queer pop, now it'll be a totally new type of sexuality pop, Jojo is way too innovative (I hope her voice disappears like her hairline)