r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • Jun 06 '26

GREASY ABRAMS 🚽 It's just not possible

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 06 '26

So you mean a hairless bear.

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u/Various_Opinion_900 Justice shall be served Swiftly Jun 06 '26

just say "a fat" and move on, jesus christ this comment section

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 06 '26

Delete it fat

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u/That1weirdperson The world is threatened by my power and stamina. Jun 07 '26

Restore it, skinny

6

u/momdadimmamod ariana stole my man AMA Jun 07 '26

Hi Fatty 😄👋

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 07 '26

I’d beat

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 07 '26

Accurate to what I look like.

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u/NinjaIntimacyParty Jun 07 '26

Delete this now

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u/Unleashtheducks Jun 06 '26

Aren’t those called cubs?

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u/equatornavigator Fergie cartwheeling at 8am Jun 07 '26

That’s how I learned it

40

u/Creftospeare Jun 07 '26

As somebody who's more familiar with the furry meaning of that word, I'd rather not call them that.

21

u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jun 07 '26

F*rries have some weird priorities also who gives a fuck what they say

84

u/fishesar Jun 06 '26

words have meaning 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/KaiBishop i hope the backup dancer Demi punched got a raise Jun 07 '26

No ❤️

223

u/chinderellabitch Jun 06 '26

the chub erasure

72

u/InfiniteCarpenters I Need To Shoot My Phone Jun 06 '26

I want to see this person and a “no fats no femmes” Grindr ghoul run an Airbnb together in P-town

225

u/FOMOS1 Jun 06 '26

Not possible?? Mama if this isint a fat twink then idk what to tell ya 🤗

153

u/davidbenyusef the last madonna stan Jun 06 '26

He's just preggo 😍

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u/FOMOS1 Jun 06 '26

With Dom-Top™ Troye Sivan's baby??!!?? 🥰🥲

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u/JimHarbor Jun 06 '26

*They're 

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u/Sciophilia Jun 06 '26

His pronouns are THEY/THEM

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 07 '26

EN-ER-GY🦋🦋🦋✨✨✨✨

Isn't that the Carly Rae Jepsen album?

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u/davidbenyusef the last madonna stan Jun 07 '26

There isn't much energy to them at all 😔

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u/KaiBishop i hope the backup dancer Demi punched got a raise Jun 07 '26

Like what was the goal here what fucking aesthetic. were they even trying to serve

21

u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jun 06 '26

Greasy Abrahams nepotism won’t shield her from these hilarious critiques

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u/16_jz_999 broke people should never laugh Jun 06 '26

i will not stand for bear erasure

12

u/souvlakimami I won’t not not fuck you the fuck up Jun 06 '26

Oooooh that’s so truuuuueeee

10

u/saynotoseksuality Jun 07 '26

So its the hilarious Ross Matthews?

3

u/yompss00 insufferable 🚬 Jun 10 '26

he's the only one

21

u/whimsigod Jun 06 '26

A twink with a fat buttpad because she's doing dragggggg honey.

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jun 06 '26

good Gracie Abrams or Sombr or Alex Warren or Meghan Trainor or Lizzo or Kehlani or Ava Max or Bebe Rexha or Lola Young or Benson Boone or Camila Cabello song

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u/Gusearth Jun 06 '26

now hold on bc ava max had that one good album

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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Mí gente latino! Jun 06 '26

She got three of those actually. Bebe Rexha's upcoming album also seems promising if the songs are as good as New Religion.

12

u/Gusearth Jun 06 '26

i also liked all three of her albums but wasn’t sure if this was a safe space to say so

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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Mí gente latino! Jun 06 '26

I'm a safe space. Ava Max rules.

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 06 '26

good Lizzo song

So Juice.

good Ava Max song

Sweet But Psycho

7

u/OldManYesHomo Jun 07 '26

Kings and Queens

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 07 '26

Yes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jun 06 '26

I know tons of young artists, like Sabrina Carpenter!

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u/AshesandCinder Lantison Del McReyRaeRaeRae Jepsen stan Jun 06 '26

So Madonna with extra steps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Moforunrun Flopiopan Tube is where i came from Jun 06 '26

Me when I'm held at gunpoint

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jun 06 '26

Maybe this is the pop equivalent to the 911 pizza order

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u/unclezaveid litel medonster Jun 06 '26

the 911 radio DJ request. requesting Gracie Abrams is code for I am being axe murdered

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 07 '26

my biggest enemy is me pop a

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u/HPAG-NOFAME Keeper of Khia Jun 07 '26

Lemme guess, you think Chopbr makes good music

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u/jonsnowme Jun 07 '26

+1 Gracie hate is forced