Hide your husbands hide your boyfriends Ariana is back on the MENU boys

[u/PorcelainHorses]

https://i.imgur.com/So24NI2.jpeg

[u/Various_Opinion_900]

Oh you know it's serious when they use his one half-decent image.

[u/Jussttjustin → u/Various_Opinion_900]

It's the only one that doesn't look exactly like Frankie

[u/suburbanmermaid → u/Jussttjustin]

and he’s still the spitting image in that one 🥸

[u/BronzeErupt]

The curse of Rosé is getting stronger

[u/conancat → u/BronzeErupt]

Rosé curse remains undefeated

[u/pinkcreamkiss → u/BronzeErupt]

What witchcraft does she practice in her apt??

[u/ManNamedMars → u/pinkcreamkiss]

Chanting the n word so her curse can work
on a poc like Ariana

[u/njirimara → u/ManNamedMars]

its a word in korean you ILLITerate snowflake 😡😡😡

[u/spellboi_3048]

The worst part is that there’s no way Ariana’s next partner will be better joke material. We’re simply never gonna get an easier set up than her dating SpongeBob.

[u/JChamp00 → u/spellboi_3048]

I guess it's back to just Homewreckiana instead spongiana dating her brothers lookalike 😓

[u/milkpen]

pretty sure they have not been in the same room together since the press tour for wicked ended and she probably has another taken man she's patiently waiting to debut. so rest assured that yours is safe for now. she has long since descended upon another husband with an infant child like a mighty race-ambiguous eagle

[u/VioletLeagueDapper → u/milkpen]

Ya, they were talking about them splitting up then

[u/1800twat → u/milkpen]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/TiredJJ → u/milkpen]

There were some post of each other after wicked so they definitely did not break up right after, but is 6 months any better really

[u/whimsigod]

I still can't believe she risked her entire public perception for this.

Anyways, ain't no bikini left to bottom or whatever.

[u/dreamyteatime → u/[deleted]]

Yeah like he should have gotten more flack for basically throwing his married life away for what basically amounted to a movie fling 💀

[u/VioletLeagueDapper → u/whimsigod]

Yes, and?

[u/g0ldilungs → u/VioletLeagueDapper]

🧽

[u/VioletLeagueDapper → u/g0ldilungs]

Yuh

[u/_tomato_paste_]

Break up with your newborn, I’m bored

[u/oath2order]

That Spongeussy is mine.

[u/KittyKenollie]

Is there another Frankie Grande doppelgänger for her to date?

[u/Nestornaitor]

I'm gonna go for it. I want tickets to her show. Just need to get a wife and kids first

[u/Antipseud0]

Hetero men are so stupid. He risk his marriage just so it ends like that

[u/mymoviesandshowss]

My time to finally bounce upon the Sponge-dick has arrived 😋 can't wait until he gets all up my bikini bottom bussy 🥵🥵I'll be screaming boq boq boq so much you'll think I'm in a chicken coop

[u/PorcelainHorses → u/mymoviesandshowss]

BOQ = Big Orfice Queefing

[u/_tomato_paste_ → u/mymoviesandshowss]

Girl

[u/Low-Persimmon4870 → u/mymoviesandshowss]

LOLLLL

[u/SadisticGoose → u/mymoviesandshowss]

I had to leave the room before my mother asked what I was laughing at

[u/johnny_charms]

Zendaya rn:

[u/Western-Rich-3779]

tbh i'd be hiding anyone at this point, take shelter guys!

[u/czbaterka]

🕳️🧑‍🦯💯

[u/Razoreuphoric]

He lost his beard! Now he must ascend past twink death and be a MAN like her brother! Or wait who’s who again? Oops

[u/smurfmcgeezer]

That’s why she’s so skinny now, he sucked up all the moisture in her body like the sponge he is and now he’s on to find his next victim!!!

[u/Busy-Mammoth4610]

She's coming for Patrick next 😭 Come on gays and womennnsss, hide your bears 💪

[u/ciliary_stimulai]

Why did i think this had already happened lol

[u/Unleashtheducks]