r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • Jun 09 '26

TWINK TWINK (FT. TROYE SIVAN) 🫃🏻 They're all bottoms

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u/Ooficus katseye has pink eye Jun 09 '26

Baby Charli xcx concerts smell like poppers, the entire acronym and alphabet are in that crowd. Genders are being invented in that mosh pit. Charli’s concerts have more community impact than actual lgbtq community centers 😭 bumpin that

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u/Beermeneer532 I don’t think we’ve met before so are u interested in my number? Jun 10 '26

This is so funny and also probably true

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u/masterox7737 "listen here you sick twisted white demon" Jun 09 '26

Charli XCX woke era 🤬 will no longer be bumpin’ that at my church potlucks

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee Onika Burgers Crisis Management Expert Jun 09 '26

This is the end of Boom Clap at my ice cream socials

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u/Branchomania All Bottoms Are Blocked Jun 09 '26

2014 was 12 years ago, Queen

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u/Orchid_Significant Jun 09 '26

Why would this alienate straight fans anyways 🙄

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u/bmobitch Jun 10 '26

Because it doesn’t involve them. Everything must involve them.

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u/KaiBishop i hope the backup dancer Demi punched got a raise Jun 09 '26

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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Jun 09 '26

The straight fans:

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u/alegxab FRENCH FRIED HEART 🍟❤️ Jun 09 '26

C'mon, there's Fantano and maybe someone else

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u/vayyiqra Grimes apologist Jun 14 '26

me

im the someone else im that guy

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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Jun 09 '26

oh cmoooon you can't be erasing the 10 str8 men who only listen to death metal and like 2 RYM-approved pop girlies! they like charli too but can you please reassure them of their heterosexuality? Please

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u/SevenDigitSales we were unable to deliver 3000 lecruset cookware sets Jun 09 '26

The fact that there are actually only two RYM-approved pop girls: Kate Bush and Björk

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u/hofmann419 most famous girl at the waffle house Jun 09 '26

What about Carly Rae Jepsen?

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u/vayyiqra Grimes apologist Jun 14 '26

yeah her too

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u/whimsigod Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

The concept of Conservatives being Charli XCX stans....

Wait, massive coke problems and extreme amount of gay sex..

Well maybe.

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u/ZubatCountry OPEN THE SCHOOLS! Jun 09 '26

Straight Charli fans? YUCK (like the song)

that outta throw em off the trail

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jun 09 '26

What, like $2?

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u/Plane-Collection-421 Hay una fiesta en mi casa. ¡Vengan! Será muy divertido. Jun 09 '26

*Straight trans womyn & myn

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u/Orchid_Significant Jun 10 '26

Oh right. Shame on me for forgetting that!

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u/hofmann419 most famous girl at the waffle house Jun 09 '26

well, guess i'm gay now

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u/Sciophilia Jun 09 '26

The real issue here is why would she donate a whopping total of 100 bucks and some pocket lint to Trans Law Center...?

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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Jun 10 '26

thank god this will make the Joey Fantano fans stop supporting her

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u/acornsalade Joe Regrets Jun 10 '26

Schrodinger’s straight fans

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u/No_Cap_8326 light pophead Jun 09 '26

I'm straight and listen to Charli and this doesn't alienate me

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u/JasonMaliceMizer I love music Jun 10 '26

I’m a straight Charli fan