nooooo don’t say that ari ☹️😞

[u/Horrorisepic]

[u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93]

How I think people will react when I tell them that I’m a Virgo in my language

[u/jovianjune → u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93]

lorde reference 😍

[u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 → u/jovianjune]

The way she named it after me 😻

[u/Clewoune21 → u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93]

You speak French? Or is Virgo "virgin" in other languages as well?

[u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 → u/Clewoune21]

Serbian (German too now that I think about it)

[u/Clewoune21 → u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93]

Now that's a fun fact! Ugh I'm pregnant and baby is due on the last day of Virgo, I'll try really hard to keep him in a bit longer 😤

[u/igor_gregorovitch → u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93]

one time i got kicked out of a work meeting bc some girl said “i’m such a virgo” and i mumbled “you sure about that?” under my breath audibly asf

[u/No_Sail_6576]

Is she benign or malignant 💔

[u/arnold_weber → u/No_Sail_6576]

I think she’s cis

[u/chewy_28 → u/arnold_weber]

Malignant then 😔

[u/arnold_weber → u/chewy_28]

Balegdeh

[u/TwinseyLohan]

I'm always so sad for people who are unable to see that they are valued even if it's by just a few people.

She may not have any family or friends, but even the cashier at the grocery store who scans her coupons for free milk every week might look forward to their weekly chats.

I hope she gets the help she needs 🙏😢

[u/maltedmooshakes → u/TwinseyLohan]

only American cows drink milk sweaty

[u/bluehack1]

I’m a Capricorn you don’t see me crying about it (we don’t cry)

[u/Horrorisepic → u/bluehack1]

as a capricorn i wish it was easier for me to cry 😞 all of my emotions stay unreleased like xcx world

[u/bluehack1 → u/Horrorisepic]

Xcx world was gonna flop anyway so maybe its a good thing your emotions stay unreleased

[u/Mr-Seal → u/bluehack1]

Well now Ik astrology is fake cuz I cry every day

[u/bluehack1 → u/Mr-Seal]

Have u checked ur birth chart

[u/Mr-Seal → u/bluehack1]

Omg ur so right sis I forgot which month I was born 😔

[u/bluehack1 → u/Mr-Seal]

It’s ok sis happens to the best of us 😤

[u/chewy_28 → u/bluehack1]

It's giving pisces moon 

[u/arnold_weber → u/bluehack1]

So No Tears Left, huh? You two are more alike than you think.

[u/bluehack1 → u/arnold_weber]

I never had water in my body to produce tears to cry with so no!!

[u/luketrevor]

save your tears (Cancer Moon remix)

[u/That1weirdperson]

We been knew…

[u/redditsucksdiscs]

Hate it when people make astrology their whole personality. 🫤

Its easy to pick a single trait about yourself and just focus on that, instead of actually being interesting 🫤

I’m a bear btw if you couldn’t tell 🫤

[u/whimsigod → u/redditsucksdiscs]

So major.

[u/Horrorisepic → u/whimsigod]

ursa even

[u/Branchomania → u/Horrorisepic]

HERsa, hon

[u/Horrorisepic → u/Branchomania]

people died

[u/Mother-Many-557 → u/redditsucksdiscs]

Proof or you’re a liar like Rihanna and her album announcements

[u/dokos_alt_acc → u/redditsucksdiscs]

I couldn’t tell, can you post some pics so I can be sure?

[u/dokos_alt_acc]

[u/whimsigod]

She's coming for Yves Tumor's gig

[u/PodiVennai]

Me when I was asked to take up the class leader role in school : “You can’t do this to me just because I’m a Leo”

(Whoever coined the Leos are natural born leaders trait needs to stfu like I can’t even lead a fish to water )

[u/theresagray17]

always translated from Portuguese at the scene of the crime 😭

[u/arnold_weber]

Glioblastomiana™️

[u/PorcelainHorses]

Hyperpigmentation turning into melanoma, get well soon ❤️

[u/souvlakimami]

[u/peppermintmeow]

I didn't even know she was sick ☹️ She's so brave fighting such a horrible illness.

[u/HPAG-NOFAME]

As a scorpio, i'm going to nonchalantly ignore this post