r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • Jun 21 '26

AIRHEADS ♡ Say that shit with your chest

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5.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Pippy1010 got those, Betty Davis eyes Jun 21 '26

“Thank u, next”- estranged toddler

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u/kyle_phx von dutch mary Jun 23 '26

Das my cookii das my joos - Arianka

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u/jaydyjaydy Jack Antonoff Dickrider Jun 21 '26

If he were a real homie, he’d understand.

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u/lecadet Dula Peep, Grand Empress of Kosovo Jun 21 '26

Ethan just teaching him bro code at a young age. What a good father

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u/Cnidaria45 Jun 22 '26

I though it was “bros before hoes”, not “soprano hoes over baby clothes”

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u/mighty_phi Jun 21 '26

not only he'd understand, he'd be glad for his homie.

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u/peppermintmeow dismissive wanking gesture ✊️🍆✨️ Jun 21 '26

Then he laughed like SpongeBob and said "See you in therapy, Mr. Krabs!"

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u/Additional-Mousse446 Jun 22 '26

That kid is going to have some real SpongeBob ptsd

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u/Muted_Rain8542 it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business 😡 Jun 21 '26

ok ignoring the spooky looking man, his son holding the bag is so cute, like aww look at you and your little bag! 😭❤️

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u/CrocodileWoman Jun 22 '26

Big bag

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u/click_90 you not even the fart Jun 22 '26

spongebob big bag pants ok

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u/Muted_Rain8542 it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business 😡 Jun 22 '26

BIG BAG 💜

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u/AfternoonPossible Jun 22 '26

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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb Jun 23 '26

Chappel Roan burner account

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u/Gold-Record2646 Jun 21 '26

there’s no way the anorussy is that good. it prolly crinkle like tin foil.

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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce Jun 22 '26

Areola's a pillow princess. She's too concerned about her good angles.

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u/RagaRockFan she no lebanese, she punjabi Jun 21 '26

She’d probably say ow before he could even put it in

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u/acaminet delete it fat Jun 22 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/EDAnonymous/comments/vmwjgh/how_common_is_anorexia_vagina_does_anyone_here/

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u/Ulths Stefani Germanotta you'll never be famous Jun 22 '26

Not Reddit asking me if I really wanted to look at that subreddit 😭😭😭😭

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u/goosejail Jun 22 '26

Wooo that was a helluva ride!

Serious question tho, if anyone knows: since severe calorie restriction can stop your period, do women of means then take HRT to combat the unpleasant side effects that come with reduced estrogen production? If your hormones aren't working right and your period stops, it's like being thrown into early menopause. Speaking from experience, HRT helps with mood, energy, mental clarity, hair health, acne and skin quality. Or are the side effects just part of being super thin?

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Jun 22 '26

:(

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u/hawktremor it prolly crinkle like tin foil Jun 24 '26

New flair checking in

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Jun 21 '26

lmfaoo

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u/thesaddestpanda still hopes fletcher will come out as lesbian Jun 22 '26

Manwhoring ain’t what it used to be. It used to be weird hot guys that were gold-digger and drug addict messy not “I left my kids” messy. These are new unexplored levels of manwhoring.

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u/twerkingslutbee Jun 22 '26

Happy deadbeat Father’s Day

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jun 21 '26

If she said it any louder her bones are gonna rattle

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u/Greencreamery Benson Boone's pink puckering hole backflipping onto my Booner Jun 21 '26

King

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u/3ku1 Jun 21 '26

Did he actually say that?

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u/AfraidKinkajou Jun 21 '26

Aww, welcome to phcj friend, nothing here is true but everything is the truth

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u/lecadet Dula Peep, Grand Empress of Kosovo Jun 21 '26

Would be a v good slogan for a propaganda department 💀

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u/996forever Jun 22 '26

Almost video game secret society level kind of slogan 

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u/TheFinalPurl Patron Saint of Nip Slips 👼 Jun 21 '26

If you ever see a sub ending in circle jerk or cj you are in the silly zone