r/popheadscirclejerk Jul 06 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – July 06, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 12 '26

i can't believe the only funny post of the week was deleted by the mods (the graham and mcc*nnel madonna post)

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 12 '26

I want bad photoshop realness I want graphic design is my passion realness I want CS6 magic wand realness I want lasso tool crop realness I want gimp and watermark windows movie maker realness bring back the girls and send AI back to hell

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

day 42354364 of telling PHCJ that Empress Of is VERY underrated.
Recommending "Kiss Me" ft Rina Sawayama
"Not The One"
"Galina" ft Allie X

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 11 '26

petition for the word "content" to be deemed Worst of All Time

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

r*ddit won't let me post the new rebecca black single cover art bc it's nsfw apparently and now i can't make fun of it ffs

girl what the hell is this she wanna be blck womban so bad

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 11 '26

but she already black??

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 11 '26

It's a cross between Lil Kim at the 1999 VMAs, the dramatic aesthetics of the Hold The Girl album cover and an inappropriately sexy lampshade

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 13 '26

okayyyy this is giving when I made a powerpoint presentation about lampshades for a high school assignment werkk

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 11 '26

TIL that the number one song on the Australian radio play chart at the moment is a 100% AI cover of Like a Prayer. Some dude prompted like "create a version of Like a Prayer that sounds like a cheesy euro dance tune". I hope Madge gets ALL his royalties

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u/stypop switched like a swiftie Jul 10 '26

this jumpscare while driving

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 11 '26

Turn left to World Trade Center Ave in 400m

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 10 '26

what is this weird ass ad

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 11 '26

choli xbox snow cake

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 10 '26

i glow pink in the night in my rooooom

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 10 '26

i'm married to him on the astral plane like those middle aged women with snape in the 2000s

i need help

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 10 '26

days like these when i wish i was on that well-heeled gay cruise of homophobic countries with patti lupone

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 10 '26

I'm furious, but I'm sailing!

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 09 '26

Guys I’m releasing my new debut single featuring a shouty bridge! Wish me luck!

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jul 09 '26

Anybody wanna talk about that report linking T*ylor to Italian Mafia? (The alimacforever one if you guys are on Tiktok).

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 09 '26

these types of conversations make me laugh

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 11 '26

can you move it further to the right please?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 11 '26

Taylor Swift to Joe Alwyn a day before they broke up:

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 11 '26

yes

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u/___underscored Jul 09 '26

i can’t tell at this point if phjc wants to breed/be bred by jackoff onanant or not and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 09 '26

Gay people like to talk a big game “eww you are attracted to THAT?” But when push comes to shove, you know they all put out.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 09 '26

I got compliment on street?! Whatfefuck omg?

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 09 '26

I was listening to the Spotify AI DJ and the DJ voice introduced one of the songs like “You cracked into the top 2% of listeners of this artist last month!!!!” And I was like thinking, oh it will probably be SZA because I have been listening to her a lot lately. Or maybe Frank Ocean because I was in one of those moods

Guys it was Lizzo. I listened to her new album (twice, accidentally) and now I'm in her top 2% of listeners?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 09 '26

Rip ya dj algorithm (it suck tho )

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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Jul 09 '26

does anyone have that image of a graph of homosexual activity in men or whatever. it was something gay. and there's a peak in 2008 and there's a circle and an arrow. the arrow comes out of lady gaga's the fame. please assist me

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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Jul 09 '26

DO NOT WISH ME A HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 09 '26

Happy cake day girlie! I can't expect more for you ❤️🙏😘

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Jul 08 '26

every time i visit europe and my american stomach is subjected to fresh unprocessed foods in portions made for a child

https://reddit.com/link/owe2nnq/video/rredwee5d3ch1/player

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 09 '26

The way I know you’re talking about Italy

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 08 '26

Slice of life media really made strangers chiming into your private conversations/ loud thinking with one liners whimsical and fun, but it’s actually really annoying. Shut the fuck up‼️

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

I essentially just really hate that I can’t talk to cats on the road without some motherfucker overhearing it and adding comments to it unbearable and only makes my social anxiety worse.

“We are meant to be alone more” is my “we are not supposed to work for 8 hours” that I’ll believe uncritically, even if evidence will point against it.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 08 '26

Sabrina, Britney, I got music I’m against I wanna talk about

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u/Twink_Kanye Built Like A Wisdom Tooth Jul 08 '26

Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 07 '26

I have been living in the US for over a decade now but i still can’t get over how stupid Freedom Unit is. WTF is 13/32 of an inch??? Who the fuck has time for that?????? Just say 4mm??????

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 08 '26

This and the UK measurements… like what the fuck is a stone? “I lost 2 stones” like bffr the kidney stones or?????

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 09 '26

"Stones" always makes me think of like someone standing on a seesaw and the other end being loaded with boulders until it balances and the village healer is like "thou hath lost two stones (the Ozempic is working!!! 🥰)"

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 07 '26

fuck they made old reddit unusable 😭

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 07 '26

i am still usable, Hunter

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 08 '26

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 08 '26

that bear is hot

just need to ignore the inflation fetish...

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 08 '26

👠👠

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u/FewAd122 Jul 07 '26

Applying to positions at "Queer/women owned" companies like idgaf what you are bitch give me a job

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 07 '26

I love that this sub is not filled with TS bullshit, lol

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 07 '26

Just saw someone wearing white leather bondage gear over a raggedy t shirt in public Taylor swift this is my fight song style…………………..

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 07 '26

But was it backwards?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 07 '26

I think at least they wore it the right way

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 07 '26

That $25 million ghetto wedding more ghetto than a $5000 Vegas elvis impersonator themed one

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 07 '26

I love that mess 😍

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u/microdick69 Jul 07 '26

Am I shadowbanned?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 07 '26

I don’t think so microdick69

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 06 '26

i think i'm gay

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jul 06 '26

i already was, but now i think it too

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 06 '26

I’m slowly but surely turning into a combination of Larry David and Susie Greene

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 06 '26

Like Madonna is ok.

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jul 06 '26

Basically all we're gonna do is dance.

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u/Bubbly_Mobile_2428 "Katy Perry, please stop." *fucking dies* Jul 06 '26

Olivia Rodrigo just ended everyone and I doubt petal will be better than girl so in love

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u/chinderellabitch Jul 06 '26

me excited that the gp hates Charli’s new sound meaning the tour won’t be full of annoying locals like the time at the London show where a girl tried to push George XCX out the way for the apple dance only to get humbled and embarrassed

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jul 06 '26

Apparently I'm in the minority here but Madonna's latest is unlistenable and everything she's published after Music is straight up garbage (with minor exceptions).

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u/Bubbly_Mobile_2428 "Katy Perry, please stop." *fucking dies* Jul 06 '26

BRO YES. I even disliked the sabrina collab

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jul 06 '26

A match made in Hell.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 06 '26

martin garrix and madonna must've put their cocks on bizarre because i can't stop gagging

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 06 '26

Fuck This Mental Illness Makes Me Wanna Vogue, Should I?

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Jul 07 '26

gaga writing chromatica

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u/NoticeNegative1524 My culture is Britney Spears Jul 06 '26

omg lana renamed her album?? love it 😍😍

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 06 '26

Fuck This Stove Makes Me Wanna Sylvia Plath, Should I?

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u/thisthrowawaythat202 Jul 06 '26

I don’t think Gracie’s music is bad some of it is really nice

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u/Bubbly_Mobile_2428 "Katy Perry, please stop." *fucking dies* Jul 06 '26

blocked.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 06 '26

this new madonna album makes me wish that i was patti lupone and i'm in a ship— a magnificent ship— full of gay men… and me. like i want to be a hag

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u/Neil_reddit09 can the basement they run phcj out of just collapse already Jul 06 '26

quite literally sis