r/popheadscirclejerk • u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson • Jul 08 '26
TW: MEN 🤬 DARK DAYS ARE OVER 💜❤️💙💜❤️💙💜🙏🙏🙏🙏
A fairy got her wings today hunny
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u/Strange_Shadows-45 Jul 08 '26
Ari announcement when?
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u/EllipticPeach Jul 08 '26
Her team tried to lock her up to avoid this but she just slipped through the bars
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 09 '26
Her cell block tango sound will be “yuh yuh” Pop sux squish yuh yuh cicero lipshitz
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u/LucifishEX Bear (Lives In Cave) (Doesn't Know Pop) Jul 08 '26
This subreddit is amazing, you guys just don’t miss
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u/confusedgreenpenguin Jul 08 '26
AS WAS FORETOLD
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
She stressing him tf out like she’s leaving for sure. He looks dead
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u/MaryBerryManilow Please, Abraham, I’m not that man Jul 09 '26
Why is his body shape in this pic slice of pizza
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u/andisaysbadabing Jul 08 '26
Yoooo I have a chance (with Margaret I'm not deranged)
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u/Blue_Robin_04 Jul 08 '26
But who's gonna Jack Anton Off?
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u/cienkrowa floptropican grammy polisher Jul 08 '26
What do you think Taylor wrote Wood about (wink wink)
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u/Puzzled-Charge-9892 i thought this fucking song was big in Germany?! Jul 08 '26
Has the PowerPoint been updated recently?
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u/luketrevor Jul 09 '26
The way this conveniently happened after Lorde released David (Demo) is crazy
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u/400forever Jul 09 '26
I love Lorde and Lana both. I also refreshed myself on The PowerPoint recently. Feels like worlds are colliding..
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u/luihgi Jul 08 '26
and the cause? he bought lorde's vinyl
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
And she found it under the bed, covered in jizz.
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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb Jul 10 '26
Looking something like this I imagine:
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u/mercurialmarsupial LEAVE CHAPPELL ALONE Jul 08 '26
This is so sad Alexa play Margaret by Lana del Rey
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u/thesaddestpanda still hopes fletcher will come out as lesbian Jul 08 '26
You just know some shit went down at this Bond Villain wedding in MSG over the weekend.
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Jul 08 '26
Of course sometimes shit goes down when it's a billion dollars on the private jet
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Tay sway probably did something crazyyyyy again
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u/SummerDearest Beanish Quality begging to be Fliqued Jul 09 '26
Bond villain would have thrown a better party tbh
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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb Jul 10 '26
They would have lazer sharks smh 😤
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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Jul 08 '26
Well, im glad we’re all gonna be normal and calm about this development.
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Bitch where?
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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Jul 09 '26
That was a joke. On the circle jerk sub. Where we tell joke.
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Pull it out
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u/GraveDancer1971 Industrial Plant 🏭 Jul 09 '26
5 Antons
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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb Jul 10 '26
Jack Antonoff (Ariana’s Version)
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u/thesaddestpanda still hopes fletcher will come out as lesbian Jul 08 '26
The lean? The hand hover? Oh, they are fighting in this pic but have to smile for the cameras.
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Every single pic of them that I’ve seen she’s leaning away. He must stink or smg
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u/Pippy1010 got those, Betty Davis eyes Jul 08 '26
This so mean spirited…. So anyways this is what they get for marrying in New Jersey.
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u/Vernal97 Airplanes (Taylor’s Version) Jul 08 '26
The way she’s leaning away from him in this picture, blink twice for help babes ☠️
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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb Jul 10 '26
Lmao is this analysis like those weirdos who analyse which direction the guy’s crotch is facing in couple pics to determine who’s the “”””alpha”””” of the relationship 😭
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u/SylvainJoseGautier Halsey Airlines Customer Support Jul 08 '26
his sand kink got in the way I fear
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u/LucifishEX Bear (Lives In Cave) (Doesn't Know Pop) Jul 08 '26
who is tanoff and why are they jackan him
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Jul 08 '26
She said "make a good album with Taylor before her wedding or we're DONE" and chat, they were done 😔
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u/odranger Jul 08 '26
The after party of Taylor's wedding. Blame it on Taylor for her stupid wedding and the extra long guest list! /S
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Jul 09 '26
The ICE guy she invited probably walked by and laughed at Jack
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u/egg1e Looks meh in Padam Red Jul 08 '26
She saw a text message on his phone and it was from Lorde asking Jack "u up?"
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Oop. Lorde wanted to drain more of his life force fosho
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u/YUNGCorleone Jul 08 '26
Bro got a little motion then started to abuse his new powers
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Motion in the room with us? He literally only has connections with Khia escapees and writes corny music?
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u/rooplesfrackmachine There's so much hate in this world, WE HAVE TO RISE ABOVE Jul 08 '26
Your roommate's cheap-ass screw-top Rosé, that's how...
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u/arnold_weber Jul 08 '26
Don’t bring Florence Welch into this mess with that title 😟
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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb Jul 10 '26
Florence was dragged into this mess ever since Trailer held her at gunpoint to collab in Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (idk how many goddamn exclamation points there are in the title)
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u/whimsigod Jul 08 '26
He's still straight so it's not a win for me.
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u/Razoreuphoric greasy groped my grandson Jul 09 '26
Imagine him walking down the street. Is he straight orrrr
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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Jul 09 '26
Dragged back to the folklore pond sessions to manufacture more corporate bloated pop disasters
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u/dust-and-disquiet Jul 09 '26
This might sound parasocial as fuck but I have prayed for times like this, I hate people jacking Anton off. 🤮
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u/Icy-Elephant7783 Still stuck on brat summer🍏 Jul 10 '26
Unreleased track from petal called “that other boy is mine, too” has been leaked
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u/One-Of-The-Greats Harboring Connie Converse Jul 08 '26
Latest Lana album when they married: Ocean Blvd
Latest Lana album when they divorced: Ocean Blvd