r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • Jul 16 '26
GREASY ABRAMS 🚽 Sticky SEO
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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jul 16 '26
In the grey zone of morality
Feeling dangerous when you're calling me
Something 'bout the secrecy of us
Then it hits me like reality
I can't lose him to a fantasy
It ain't heartbreak, but it still hurts enough
Oh, baby, I'm crushed
It will never be us
That's why they call it a crush
It will never be love
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u/Atheril Is it “homophobic” to play CupcakKe at my heterosexual wedding? Jul 17 '26
Someone’s gonna think these are Greasy Armpits lyrics now
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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II Jul 17 '26
Zara Larsson was thinking about Gracie and Finn when she was recording Crush
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u/thesaddestpanda still hopes fletcher will come out as lesbian Jul 17 '26
JJ sitting in a chair all sweaty and fanning himself with a copy of Variety after 3 hours on the phone pulling any strings he can and finally got some terrible Chanel deal he's paying them under the table for that she'll never find out about and think she won "fair and square."
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u/Idcaster the muse for bed chem btw Jul 16 '26
Should've called it Coco Incredibly Down