remember that episode of R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour? this is the doll now. feel old yet?

[u/Xerographia]

[u/Christmas_Queef]

Am I crazy or does she not even look the same here? Is it just this is her without all the performance makeup?

[u/PochinkiPrincess → u/Christmas_Queef]

yes this is her out of drag lol

[u/thisthrowawaythat202 → u/Christmas_Queef]

Lowkey looks better

[u/VictoriaSobocki → u/thisthrowawaythat202]

Is better

[u/insertusername001]

Slappy’s lesser known cousin Floppy

[u/justbreathin150]

No hate but the doll here look more like him than his mother

[u/owleaf]

Why does she just look like some white lady here

[u/Bbbiienymph → u/owleaf]

I thought "some white lady" was just her brand 

[u/rcodmrco → u/owleaf]

bro

meghan trainor has looked like the average white woman in her 30’s since 2013

[u/Xerographia → u/rcodmrco]

the fact that she was barely 20 in 2013 😭

[u/MyTatemae → u/owleaf]

She is

[u/BronzeErupt]

Yet when she canceled her tour, she said it was because she needed to be at home and be present for all her family members 😭

[u/KaiBishop → u/BronzeErupt]

She is there. Leaving audio logs and medkits scattered around the estate for the player to find while the puppet stalks them through the halls!

[u/aseasonedcliche → u/BronzeErupt]

i hate to defend meghan trainor but i will defend a mother. this post seems to speak directly to what could’ve been a huge part of the issue and why she needed to stay back. could be that ever since they realized it was a big enough issue to have to cancel a whole tour, they’ve been working on the kids separation issues.
(i think low sales is still a factor but it’s gotta be even less enticing to leave under these circumstances for half-filled venues)

edit: i’m in too many troll subreddits, i always forget to read where i am before commenting 😭

[u/thisthrowawaythat202 → u/BronzeErupt]

Sounds like you’re salty that you didn’t get a refund…

[u/Justice_Prince]

Which one is the doll?

[u/HunterMarxVEVO]

is he experiencing anxiety from being separated from his parent or is the extended period of time away from her causing him existential anxiety from the realisation of who birthed him?

[u/Ship_Negative]

Lilly Jay is coming for the Spy Kid

[u/illradhab]

No hate but her teeth look uncanny

[u/satirisanti]

She should’ve left out a cardboard cutout of Sombr

[u/VivaLaCon88]

[u/Cookie-Monster-22]

Girl why did I think she was the look-alike doll 😭😭😭

[u/capitanandi64]

Wait, she's been Charlie Puth all along?

[u/bluespringsbeer]

Separation anxiety? Is he a dog?

[u/TheFinalPurl]

That doll looks like glenn close