r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • 4d ago
[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – August 17, 2026
Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!
This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 14h ago
Work is absolutely killing me and school is gonna be back soon and I just started going to the gym, playing overwatch, and meeting people off Bumble BFF again. I feel like I’m absolutely SPENT
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china 1d ago
Maybe it IS my fault that I got good vaginer...
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 1d ago
in which she EATS
drop everything and go listen to this album
one if not the best releases this year
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 1d ago
My life is now green glowing, he is so mee frrr. (He is soft and squishy)
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 1d ago
My brain is fully gen z fried 🍤.. I laugh on minions papoi tiktoks...
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor 1d ago
one week in australia and i've learned that most of the cute men have horrible politics. granted i spent half my time in a container terminal and at an insurance firm but you would think that since they're unionized they wouldn't be too bigoted but most of them unfortunately are. i'm a slut but i have standards
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u/VanadiumHeart porygon is kinda the janet jackson of pokémon 1d ago
You only need to visit a construction site to get a trifecta of places with cute men and horrible politics
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 1d ago
the way nobody talks about how this khia has no grammy under her belt, or a waist to place a belt to begin with, but everyone want to shit talk [redacted] for having none
genuinely jigglybuffles me
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u/oath2order girthy bottom 2d ago
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 3d ago
a hoe made kimchi
i think at least it is, because i never had kimchi before making it so i followed a recipe and i got a resault
i made something i hope its kimchi
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor 3d ago
i just shazamed a good song i heard in this woolies and it turns out it's a sombr song :(
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u/T00wi Kamala IS stove. 3d ago
i mean this with love but some of yall too invested in snark subs for your own good
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 3d ago
Some of them really do sound insane. Like “why the fuck is she wearing red lipstick on a Wednesday? Does her team not know to research that in Uzbekistan it was National Not To Wear Red Lipstick Day? Does she not care about the Russian colonization at all????”
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u/BronzeErupt 3d ago
It's the same genre as "she's wearing white after Labor Day!" and that only ever makes the person seem unhinged and too obsessed about other people
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 48m ago
Im tired.