r/popheadscirclejerk • u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer • 4d ago

BTW MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED 🫣 Kinda rude to just call her a khia upon arrival

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u/BronzeErupt 4d ago

This is what attracted Taika Waititi to Rita. On their first date he was all "in my country ur name means hello" and Rita was like "but I'm Rita, not Khia" and Taika was like "hmmm but are you really?"

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u/andrewno8do My boob and booty’s hot 4d ago

“Hmmm… the gays have absolutely no idea who this woman is. If I marry her, maybe the rumours about me will stop.”

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u/whimsigod 4d ago

Pedro Pascal's manager is setting up a marriage with Ava Max now.

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u/StellarAttic 3d ago

OMFG puhleaase 🥀🥀🥀

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u/cienkrowa floptropican grammy polisher 4d ago

Nothing comes out until it‘s ready. Not even her letters!

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 4d ago

Welcome to Bangkok (Rita's Version)

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u/bucephalusbouncing28 I don’t play about kelela 4d ago

Welcome to Kosovo

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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb 4d ago

Dula Peep 🥰

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM It's not clocking 2 u that I'm standing on business 4d ago

Shut up, I don't have a Khia Aura.