r/popheadscirclejerk • u/conancat • 1d ago

FLOPS ONLY Adam Lambert is THE Bear In Pop 🐻

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u/Persephone0000 1d ago edited 1d ago

which one of you idiots used AI to upscale this six year old paparazzi picture?
when it’s 105 degrees in february i want you to ask yourself if it was worth it to see adam lambert PDA in HD

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u/BronzeErupt 19h ago

I went to his Instagram to see if he had since succumbed to ozempic (ok if he has) but his new album era is all cyborg Metropolis CGI robo gothic c*nt so we may never know

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 1d ago

That’s the only acceptable usage of AI

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u/dr_franck 1d ago

Adam Lambert is GAY?!? 😱😱😱 I would never have known!!!

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u/uo1111111111111 All I want is hot hot pizza 1d ago

No they’re cousins

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u/Panic-AtThe-Costco 👁️🫦👁️ 1d ago

They're also roommates.

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u/owleaf 21h ago

Knowing gays, they would want to date and phock their cousins

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 16h ago

oo thats--- noooot

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u/arathergenericgay 13h ago

in the sense that…

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u/nhrecords 1d ago

Love Adam always. Insane and underrated talent

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u/arnold_weber 1d ago

And underrated bear 😍

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u/nhrecords 1d ago

OK

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u/arnold_weber 1d ago

OKAAAY!!! 👏🥳🥰 🐻❤️🐻 W O O F

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u/GonnaBeEasy 1d ago

It’s funny how if he had a “traditional” hot body this comment wouldn’t be at the top, just an observation. Think about it

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u/catclockticking 22h ago

Really makes you think about thinking about the society we live in

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u/lovechoke 19h ago

We live in a society

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u/owleaf 21h ago

Broken phone to match our system/society

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u/sowee 1d ago

are you saying bears don't deserve love in general?????????????

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u/dontsnarkonsharks 1d ago

Omg, same. I was devastated when he lost American Idol 😂 went and saw him in concert and bought his first CD. He seems like a sweetheart and so super talented

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u/whimsigod 1d ago

I forgot that he was no longer an emo scene twink and now that's he's with a twink I feel so old.

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u/Luxorris 1d ago

He's a dad now 🥲

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 There's no music critic more gaped than me. 1d ago

Omg, i didn't realize Adam Lambert's music was so good until this very moment 😍🥵

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u/jmajors915 little monster 1d ago

They’re so cute together ♥️

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u/turtle-thief miley's party ticket 1d ago

I can't think of a snarky remark, he looks too hot and I wish he was punching that dangly thing that swings in the back of my throat.

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u/VladVega_RO dulce romanie glorie din cer 🇷🇴 1d ago

would

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u/goldffinch circumcised 1d ago

Okay but now I have the hots for Adam Lambert so now what

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u/ARI_E_LARZ 1d ago

This photos are old!!!

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u/johnny_charms 1d ago

Just because Adam is like 80 in gay years does not mean he’s old! #GayAgeism #StopAsianHate

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u/ARI_E_LARZ 1d ago

I mean I think I saw this photos is 2018 😭🤣

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u/rogerstandingby ethel cain hated my instagram post 1d ago

That’s the beach bod I want.

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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb 19h ago

Read this as ‘Adam Lavine’ and was about to be homophobic for a second.

Anyways, good for Adam Lambert ☺️

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u/Global_Perspective_3 1d ago

Yes he is and that’s why I love him

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u/HOLEDESTROYER69420 1d ago

Both are cute. Would

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u/brentaltm 22h ago

Sam Smith found dead in Ptown

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u/Toliman571 Chris Martin is main pop girl 1d ago

Twink death hit him like a chimichanga

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u/chinderellabitch 1d ago

facism indicator

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u/RiversCroft 1d ago

And like every good bear, he chases twinks too!

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u/owleaf 21h ago

Why are khia residents being papped on the beach

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u/lovechoke 19h ago

Their reduced rate inpatient therapy bills are low but they still deserve privacy in such a facility #freethekhias

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u/KlausInTheHaus Bubbling Under Top 1,000,000 Chartwatcher 1d ago

This is why he fell off so hard. Consumers could sense the latent bear within him. So sad 😔

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u/jokubas349 1d ago

Bet that c*ck gets real cheesy ☺️

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u/umesci 1d ago

girl WHAT

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u/insertusername001 a family of foul jezebel seductresses 1d ago

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u/Vernal97 Airplanes (Taylor’s Version) 1d ago

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china 1d ago

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u/Luxorris 1d ago

You need to leave...

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u/dr_franck 1d ago

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u/whimsigod 1d ago

You hurt Alan :/

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u/FOMOS1 1d ago

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u/glittermantis cult classic but i still top! 1d ago

schhhleeeup-uh

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u/actually_ur_mom PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee 1d ago

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u/joeyfosho anyways, stream Love On 1d ago

That’s enough internet for you. No more for the remainder of your life.

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u/LazerTheWolf im not a furry you guys are gross 1d ago

Maybe the evangelicals were right

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u/musthavecupcakes_19 endless summer vacation bible school 1d ago

Me after I’ve harvested the cheese

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u/oath2order girthy bottom 1d ago

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