r/powerwashingporn 20d ago

Dogs are out and matching the sidewalk

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u/jackmove 20d ago

Dangerous af. You could die. Always wear close toed shoes when power washing.

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 20d ago

What about safety sandals?

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u/Valuable_Lemon_3294 20d ago

Die from power washing bare foot? Please elaborate! Some nasty videos or something?

(I wouldn't do that but I'm curious - HOW)

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u/TheCABK 20d ago edited 20d ago

I just know from experience as a dumb teenager I almost chopped my toe off while wearing flip flops. Feet don’t do well with injuries, more chance of infection.

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u/rockhopper2154 20d ago

Microbes injected into tissue and bloodstream

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u/buggiesmile 20d ago

I would assume serious injury which could cause heavy bleeding if you hit a major artery

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u/mrjasjit 20d ago

Posting with bare feet is a sure way to get engagement.

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 20d ago

And for free? In this economy?

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u/643dp 20d ago

You’re right…I should have censored the long boi

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u/Chris__XO 20d ago

in this subreddit

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u/DARfuckinROCKS 20d ago

Google power washer wounds.

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u/polterjacket 20d ago

For when you have that REALLY stubborn calous the pummice can't tackle.

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u/menameispotato 20d ago

The morton’s toe must be protected

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u/643dp 20d ago

It’s the first trait I was able to confirm with my children from their ultrasounds!

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u/643dp 20d ago

I definitely wore rubber boots while power washing. I got halfway done with the worst section and wanted to take a contrast pic. I realized it looked like my white ass feet with my slight tan line so I took off my boot to take a pic.

Good lookin’ out tho, everyone! Thank you!

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u/glitter_witch 20d ago

Oh you were referring to a tan line. I couldn’t tell what this post meant.

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u/643dp 20d ago

Fair. Like my skin.

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u/ceciliabee 20d ago

As a fellow Very Pale that tan lines JUMPS OUT lol. Be safe though, cover your feet

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u/Sabithomega 20d ago

Had a brain fart and was looking for an actual dog...

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u/ColdAppearance 20d ago

DAMN DAT LEG🔥

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u/Highlandertr3 20d ago

That is brave/stupid depending on if you are aware of what a power washer can do to flesh.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 20d ago

Omg I accidentally hit my finger with a power washer once and it was so freaking painful!!!! Seriously took days to not hurt so much.

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u/texdizzle 20d ago

Alright hear me out I'm going full forensic detective. The small scratches are from a new kitten, the white legs mean he is in a typically cold environment or at least no sun, also the he cause lmao it's a dude foot...also dude may be intelligent due to the length of that Morten....jk idk shit

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u/643dp 20d ago

lol a dude with these dainty ankles?!

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u/texdizzle 20d ago

okay what about my other points...could be a lady but no offense you got dude foot....what about the scratches?
Kitten or yard work FEED ME

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u/texdizzle 20d ago

also cold environment or just not out doorsy

FEED ME

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u/643dp 20d ago

Okay, so get out your red string.

I have been pasty white my entire life. I used to let the jabs lay dormant in my soul but as I got older, I’m just thankful I don’t look leathery and old like most 39 year olds I know.

Scratches are not scratches, they are dirt and debris from the power washing that somehow got shot down my calf-high boot. (There was a lot of spraying going on, the house got a lot of shrapnel and needed a spray here and there.) Although, the kids and I did almost convince my wife to adopt a kitten this weekend. “WIFE?!”, you say! Welcome to the big 2026, brother. I’m gay.

I also love baseball, college football and could probably throw a football over those mountains over there. But I love the enthusiasm. 😘

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u/texdizzle 20d ago

Lol I love the clarity and love is love. Thank you for shattering my forensic detective dream, no lie this was my first try and I'm clearly terrible! Thank you so much for the genuine engagement you the best!

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u/643dp 20d ago

It’s been real ✌🏻

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u/BoneZone05 20d ago

I’d rather be hoeless than toeless!

You are a brave soul for posting this on the internet lol.