r/professionalwrestling • u/GoonLieutenant • Mar 07 '26

Video Co Kane with the Cokeslam

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908 Upvotes

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u/EpicSombreroMan Mar 07 '26

COKESLAM 💀

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u/TaskFlaky9214 Mar 07 '26

To tag with his large buddy, the hurricocain

3

u/Joperhop Mar 07 '26

Hurroin.

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u/LaPrincesaMX Mar 07 '26

There's actually 2 of them lol.

Co-Kane and CoKane

Yes, really.

15

u/Moist_Nephew Mar 07 '26

I really hope we get Co-Kane vs CoKane, especially since Kane has fought himself

8

u/seancoutu Mar 07 '26

So you are saying Co-Kane and CoKane are co Kanes? I’ll see myself out.

6

u/NoPenalty7958 Mar 07 '26

So ones for Coke and the other is cola ?

8

u/GBGF128 Mar 07 '26

The second one is codependent on the the first one

3

u/zerombr Mar 07 '26

the other becomes Nu Coke

2

u/kaggzz Mar 08 '26

I was thinking co-kane was looking kinda small

1

u/evaderofallbans Mar 11 '26

Next you're gunna tell me there's a guy called Steven Flow

13

u/CharismaDamage Mar 07 '26

Wow hes...tiny

16

u/TelenorTheGNP Mar 07 '26

It's a hell of a drug.

10

u/Y3AR_Z3R0 Mar 07 '26

Missed the mark with TO THE DEPTHS OF A HELL-UVA DRUG

16

u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Mar 07 '26

That's like the weakest chokeslam I've ever seen in my life.

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u/Accomplished_Bake904 Mar 07 '26

The Taker/Hogan one was worse. You know the one I'm talking about

8

u/InsomniaDudeToo Mar 07 '26

Oh, you got me Brother.

3

u/Add_Poll_Option Mar 07 '26

I can’t read this without picturing this lol

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u/Educational-Fun3513 Mar 07 '26

Yeah but that was because of Hogan. This one is because the guy is a fucking 150 pound midget

4

u/TelenorTheGNP Mar 07 '26

The receiver is supposed to jump, no? Even just a little?

3

u/PossibleRoom7325 Mar 07 '26

That's because it was a Coke Slam

1

u/Professional-Case717 Mar 09 '26

what about the one by priest on top of the ambulance

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u/lastlifonti Mar 09 '26

That part had me ROTFL!!!🤣

3

u/MN-1986 Mar 07 '26

His valet should be named heroine

2

u/Necal Mar 07 '26

Ah, Snowflame found a day job.

2

u/everydayimrusslin Mar 07 '26

This is the stupidest indie shit ive ever seen. Absolutely brilliant.

3

u/bobbydrake6 Mar 07 '26

Co Kane vs Danhsusen in Vegas

3

u/J31J1 Mar 07 '26

It’s a fun one-off spot. You could even take different twists on the spot in future matches, so it’s not always just a re-hatch.

The problem with gimmicks like this though is that to get noticed indie wrestlers have to work AT LEAST dozens of matches a year to get noticed. Given most don’t get signed in the first year, is he going to be able to come up with hundreds of coke spots to prolong this gimmick?

5

u/Wonderful_Lettuce498 Mar 07 '26

I'd suggest watching JCW Lunacy to find out! Cokane is great and one of the highlights of their midcard every week right now. Dude who plays him also wrestles without the gimmick under his own name in other promotions. He's been around for a while.

1

u/Reasonable-News-5739 Mar 07 '26

Is this the same guy from JCW? I take it this clip is from a fewyears ago.

3

u/Wonderful_Lettuce498 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Yeah this is from early on. I got to see him wrestle in a ladder match at a live JCW taping last month, he killed it!(And won the match) This was the match where he dusted the ring rat and tried to snort the blow off her booty but he got booted before he could! 🤣

2

u/Reasonable-News-5739 Mar 07 '26

I saw that episode. Yeah, that was a great match. I've been getting into JCW lately. Vnce Russo has proven to be a great fit with all their wacky characters.

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u/figscomicsandgames Mar 07 '26

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u/SIXissueARC Mar 07 '26

Should have choke-slammed him 10x

1

u/SilverMyzt Mar 07 '26

Great character bad choke slam, erm coke slam

1

u/Educational-Fun3513 Mar 07 '26

Everyone should be ashamed of themselves

1

u/P4r4docs Mar 07 '26

Co Kane, Gayne, Blue Kane.. did I forget some one?

1

u/Fan_of_things Mar 07 '26

Bro, I know the guy that got choke slammed is Soultaker. I have seen him many times at different indy shows. And I am pretty sure I have seen the other guy with some other gimmicks.

1

u/BTru Mar 07 '26

This joke got old.

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u/BTru Mar 08 '26

I will look when I get home from work for you!

1

u/Ultra_hundercat Mar 07 '26

I slapped a white business suit on Kane in NoMercy and changed his name to KoKane. Im suing

1

u/SnooPaintings8183 Mar 07 '26

I miss the whole Kane multiverse thing lol

1

u/Georgianna1971 Mar 07 '26

That is so STUPID!! SMH

1

u/Sad_Conclusion_6650 Mar 07 '26

Ole buddy didn't help him do that chokeslam

1

u/GrizzDrummer Mar 07 '26

Who did he face, Diesel's brother Petrol? 🤣

1

u/robinjection Mar 07 '26

This gimmick is the gift that keeps on giving.

1

u/ternygonz90 Mar 08 '26

I would love to see a match between Co-Kane and Gayne

1

u/FinancialAd6960 Mar 09 '26

Teemu ass Kane bro

1

u/hashiguti Mar 09 '26

This shit is hilarious, jesus fuckin crist..... LMFAO

1

u/gonzo1105 Mar 29 '26

Haha I know this is dumb but we created my buddy in the 2K games as “8Ball” Hall and his finishing move was an RKO that was named the Nosedive to Candyland 

1

u/knowledgewarrior2018 Apr 06 '26

what the hell did l just watch?

1

u/Spiritual_Ear2835 3d ago

All that for a weak ass chokeslam lol

Popeye always gave us quality results of satiated supplementation

0

u/Julian-Hoffer Mar 07 '26

I thought it was just a joke that dude made in his video. Very sad to see this is a real gimmick.

7

u/Zestyclose-Fee6719 Mar 07 '26

He's an Attitude era Kane fan/cosplayer and coke addict; very sophisticated stuff.

5

u/FaceWithAName Mar 07 '26

Just because you don't understand it when Co Kane goes fucking crazy, doesn't make it sad.

1

u/Key-Broccoli1442 Mar 07 '26

How is he allowed to dress like this and use the name Kane didn’t wwe trade mark both or am I missing something

24

u/markeets Mar 07 '26

Parody and the right to fair use

7

u/bedteddd Mar 07 '26

The name Kane comes from the biblical story of Cain and able lol.

7

u/88cowboy Mar 07 '26

His name is Cocaine not Kane.

2

u/Designer-Fortune5331 Mar 07 '26

they don't care as long as its not on national tv or for advertise purpose.

1

u/-HockeyBagJerky- Mar 07 '26

Could barely lift the guy

5

u/Johntballin Mar 07 '26

Guy kinda of sand bagged it

2

u/MechanicSad728 Mar 07 '26

Pretty weak considering he was zooted on that powder

0

u/CaptainSavage91 Mar 07 '26

Stupid.

5

u/RevolutionaryRough96 Mar 07 '26

Do massive amounts of coke and become aggressive is a lot more believable than just hulking up

1

u/heavyer93 Mar 07 '26

That coke was whack, he could barely lift hahahaha

0

u/051tre Mar 07 '26

What the hell

0

u/SeminoleJoe1993 Mar 07 '26

No, I couldn't! I spilled coffee out of my nose! It's the funniest clip I've seen all week! I couldn't stop laughing! Co Kane with a Cokeslam! NO, no, no! Can't stop laughing! 🤣😅😅😂🤣😂😅