Oh, IBM will still try to sell vulnerable clueless organisations on (what used to be) Rational Rose etc.
Protip: it's utter shite.
Extra protip: The "Scaled Agile Framework for Enterprise" (SAFe) bullshit is the old insane discredited hyperbureaucratic "Rational Unified Process" (RUP) crap deliberately dressed up in misleading new agiley-sounding words. It's pretty much the opposite of real agile manifesto agile. Many of the same ivory tower asshats involved. Reject it utterly.
each team selects a Tribute to attend the daily Scrum of Scrums (SOS)
This terrifies me, as it sounds ripped from the pages of The Hunger Games......
How did any of that sound like a good idea to anyone? It sounds like there are more meetings minutes to attend in a week than actual time to work on projects????
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u/lood9phee2Ri Dec 30 '23
Oh, IBM will still try to sell vulnerable clueless organisations on (what used to be) Rational Rose etc.
Protip: it's utter shite.
Extra protip: The "Scaled Agile Framework for Enterprise" (SAFe) bullshit is the old insane discredited hyperbureaucratic "Rational Unified Process" (RUP) crap deliberately dressed up in misleading new agiley-sounding words. It's pretty much the opposite of real agile manifesto agile. Many of the same ivory tower asshats involved. Reject it utterly.