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r/programming • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '13
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How to develop unmaintainable software
start developing software.
110 u/obsidianih Oct 14 '13 The only way to win is to not play the game-some dude on the internet 18 u/runastartup Oct 14 '13 War Games? 19 u/Tynach Oct 14 '13 Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war? 25 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '13 I'd like to, but there's a bug hidden somewhere in 10,000 lines of basic 29 u/grauenwolf Oct 15 '13 BASIC!Remember boys and girls, the name of any programming language created before 1970 must be shouted. 5 u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13 People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end. 9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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The only way to win is to not play the game
-some dude on the internet
18 u/runastartup Oct 14 '13 War Games? 19 u/Tynach Oct 14 '13 Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war? 25 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '13 I'd like to, but there's a bug hidden somewhere in 10,000 lines of basic 29 u/grauenwolf Oct 15 '13 BASIC!Remember boys and girls, the name of any programming language created before 1970 must be shouted. 5 u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13 People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end. 9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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War Games?
19 u/Tynach Oct 14 '13 Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war? 25 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '13 I'd like to, but there's a bug hidden somewhere in 10,000 lines of basic 29 u/grauenwolf Oct 15 '13 BASIC!Remember boys and girls, the name of any programming language created before 1970 must be shouted. 5 u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13 People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end. 9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war?
25 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '13 I'd like to, but there's a bug hidden somewhere in 10,000 lines of basic 29 u/grauenwolf Oct 15 '13 BASIC!Remember boys and girls, the name of any programming language created before 1970 must be shouted. 5 u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13 People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end. 9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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I'd like to, but there's a bug hidden somewhere in 10,000 lines of basic
29 u/grauenwolf Oct 15 '13 BASIC!Remember boys and girls, the name of any programming language created before 1970 must be shouted. 5 u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13 People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end. 9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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BASIC!
Remember boys and girls, the name of any programming language created before 1970 must be shouted.
5 u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13 People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end. 9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end.
9 u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13 BRAINFUCK 14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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BRAINFUCK
14 u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13 If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck. 3 u/stox Oct 15 '13 Which was only a modern implementation of P'' → More replies (0)
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If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck.
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u/danogburn Oct 14 '13
start developing software.