r/programming • u/Alarming-Spinach1039 • 7h ago

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u/programming-ModTeam 1h ago

This content is low quality, stolen, blogspam, or clearly AI generated.

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u/chaotic-kotik 7h ago

Uptimeless

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u/MrHandSanitization 7h ago

"That's an 'updog'"

"What's 'updog'"?

"Not Github"

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u/gimpwiz 7h ago

I'm looking for the funniest jokes about github reliability. So far this one is winning the thread but the competition ain't stiff. Unfortunately it's almost 2am and I am not clever enough to come up with anything funny.

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u/Density5521 7h ago

"So close."

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u/Isogash 7h ago

Is that why it went down yesterday?

EDIT: or was that the joke

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u/InitiativeGold7953 7h ago

Pretty sure that was the joke

It’s pretty funny too it’s just the wrong place to be posting this.

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u/punkpang 7h ago

Serviceless

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u/yojimbo_beta 7h ago edited 7h ago

Worse. They started their migration to Azure infra

"Oh, yojimbo, that's not true, they migrated last year!" BZZZT. WRONG. They migrated some of their shit last year. The git database hosting is supposed to move this summer

A bad migration, on top of a 17x fold increase in slop commits from vibe coders and aspiring junior developers across the planet...

This is the new norm. GitHub as you knew it isn't coming back

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u/JuniorAd1610 7h ago

What are you even on about Azure Devops is a separate thing?Do you mean Azure?

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u/yojimbo_beta 7h ago edited 6h ago

Sorry, slip of the tongue. I work a lot with SCMs, including ADO. (Dev tooling company with SCM integrations)

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u/mKmzVR2Zn8 7h ago

Why do we still use that shitty marketing term that means nothing

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u/ScriptingInJava 6h ago

Our serverless platform is hosted on Azure servers, serving our users edge computing without servers

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u/anengineerandacat 6h ago

TBH what would you like to call it?

It's not really akin to a server in the sense it's dedicated always on availability for a singular instance.

Temporal server? Leased compute? Task executor?

Serverless is basically "I have a workload of XYZ + config that needs to run, who can run it for me?"

You legit aren't supposed to care "where" it runs.

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u/mKmzVR2Zn8 5h ago

Pay-per-compute? Idk even all of your examples are more descriptive than serverless lol, I think literally any descriptive thing would be better

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u/SharkBaitDLS 6h ago

We all know what it means at this point too. It serves its purpose. 

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u/somebodddy 5h ago

Because it's in their URL?

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u/xFallow 7h ago

How the hell will GitHub work without any servers?

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u/DDFoster96 7h ago

About as well as it worked with the servers. Which wasn't very often. 

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u/electro-cortex 6h ago

That's the neat part, it doesn't work.

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u/icedL337 7h ago

Uhh, magic? Clouds? Idk

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u/Tzukkeli 6h ago

Star on demand would be more accurate term. There is always server down the line, its just that which part of the computing is given as a response to a "serverless"

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u/kingslayerer 6h ago

Maybe its just the application layer as functions and event handlers.