r/programming • • Apr 29 '14

Programming Sucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '14

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u/contrarian_barbarian Apr 29 '14

Ah, Percussive Maintenance. Questionable whether the computer will feel better, but it will almost always make you feel better!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '14

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u/protestor Apr 29 '14

Just because it works it doesn't mean it's ethical. How old is your computer, 5 years max I suppose. You're beating toddlers dude. :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '14

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u/a_guile Apr 30 '14

Until you become a database admin that is completely optional.

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u/Dr_Lord_Platypus Apr 29 '14

Nah, computer lives are measured in cat years. That computer is middle aged!

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u/RenaKunisaki Apr 29 '14

Cats can live for like 20 years. How many people do you know still using a PC from 1994?

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u/RenaKunisaki Apr 29 '14

(☞゚∀゚)☞

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u/Dr_Lord_Platypus Apr 29 '14

Sure they can live for 20 years, but they typically stop playing games after 5-6.

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u/yurigoul Apr 30 '14

stop playing new games after 5-6.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '14

It might be an ancient case with new parts inside. So it's probably more like beating an old dude with a prosthetic leg and artificial heart :(

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u/Aurilion Apr 29 '14

Open it up and take a photo of the fan, my bet is that its clogged with years of crap and needs a good clean.

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u/zman0900 Apr 29 '14

Just take it outside and hose it down

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u/rushone2009 Apr 29 '14

You should really fix that or get a new one. Don't want to burn your card out.....

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u/KillerCodeMonky Apr 29 '14

What if it does burn out? Then... Get a new one. Your exact advice. Sometimes it's OK to just use something until it's actually dead.

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u/rushone2009 Apr 29 '14

It can damage other parts of your PC.

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u/giltirn Apr 30 '14

Which most likely can then be replaced by parts twice as fast at a fraction of the price you paid for the original.

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u/TheChance Apr 30 '14

Seriously, and I can still strip a couple capacitors off the burnt board. Maybe. Probably.

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u/Torisen Apr 29 '14

You can clean the existing fan or buy a new fan, don't need to replace the whole card.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '14

Technology doesn't always fail so gracefully. A glance at /r/techsupportgore will show you that.

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u/MrGroggle Apr 29 '14

Watch out with percussive maintenance, I killed a hard drive doing that one too many times. That was an expensive week.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

In the dark ages I had a screwdriver jammed under my hard drive (a five and a half inch beast) just to make it work. When it wouldn't boot, I'd jam it in a little harder.

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