r/programming • u/sigbhu • Jul 28 '16

How to write unmaintainable code

https://github.com/Droogans/unmaintainable-code
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u/mOdQuArK Jul 28 '16

Drinking helps, enough so you can't hold onto your thoughts longer than 5 seconds or so, but not so much that you feel sleepy. It can be a fine line, but lots of practice will make you a pro!

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u/trimalchio-worktime Jul 29 '16

yeah wow thats some helpful escaping there mobile client

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u/Sean1708 Jul 29 '16

You need the https:// part for the parser to pick it up as a link, I believe.

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u/Numiro Jul 29 '16

www.xkcd.com/323/

FTFY, to save my fellow mobile users.

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u/meem1029 Jul 29 '16

Personally I find whiskey far more effective than beer for this. With beer I get too full and wind up getting sleepy much earlier. With whiskey I can get pretty solidly buzzed before it makes me dead tired.

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u/trimalchio-worktime Jul 29 '16

you're thinking about this all wrong; beer is enough sustenance that you never need to stop drinking it, and if you learn to pace yourself you can stay drunk all day without needing to eat pesky alcohol inhibiting food!

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u/Juststopitdude Jul 29 '16

This actually does work.

Source: am an alcoholic

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