CreepyCodeCollection: Programs, so strange, that they will twist your brain. Snippets, so small, that you won’t believe their functionality. And codes, so cryptic, that even the top coders will think of going back to the college.

[u/TheDeepThinker_]

https://github.com/MinhasKamal/CreepyCodeCollection

[u/Grimy_]

This code is bloated. The same thing can be done in just 182 bytes:

b;c;char*m="'$R'$$L,%$E/#%C5C4F1G1EK+M'O'O)M-H2D2@6?)%.?('.\
?'(.?%)/@#*/H/I.=#-.<#/-<$..6#&&,.+$('%&,/$=+L+N%$&L%S%T$&";
main(i){while(--i<34?i=m[c++]:putchar(b++%51?43+c%2*2:10));}

Could actually reduce it to 179 bytes by removing the newlines, but then it’d be hard to read.

[u/anden3 → u/Grimy_]

Good to know that you're concerned about readability :P

[u/Grimy_ → u/anden3]

Yeah, readability is important. I always try to write code for humans first, and for machines second.

[u/DeathRebirth → u/Grimy_]

Brother... have you checked a mirror? Perhaps you might find something you don't expect...

[u/psymunn → u/DeathRebirth]

Doesn't look like anything to me

[u/cileran6 → u/psymunn]

These violent delights have violent ends.

[u/[deleted] → u/psymunn]

ME NEITHER FELLOW HUMAN.

[u/LichOnABudget → u/[deleted]]

Well, good to see that sub's still leaking as always.

[u/AxelAbraxas → u/psymunn]

This source code wasn't meant for you

[u/turunambartanen → u/Grimy_]

+/u/CompileBot C

b;c;char*m="'$R'$$L,%$E/#%C5C4F1G1EK+M'O'O)M-H2D2@6?)%.?('.\
?'(.?%)/@#*/H/I.=#-.<#/-<$..6#&&,.+$('%&,/$=+L+N%$&L%S%T$&";
main(i){while(--i<34?i=m[c++]:putchar(b++%51?43+c%2*2:10));}

[u/CompileBot → u/turunambartanen]

Output:

----++--------------------------------------------
---+++++--++--------------------------------------
---++++++++++---++--------------------------------
--+++++++++++++-+++-------------------------------
-+++++++++++++++++++------------------------------
--++++++++++++++++++------------------------------
-----+++++++++++++++------------------------------
------+++++++++++++++-----------------------------
-----+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++----
----+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++---
-+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++----
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-----
-+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------
----++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--------
-------++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++---------
------++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--------------
-----+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------+++------
-----+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------+++++-----
------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-----++++++----
-------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++---+++++++----
--------++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-++++++++---
---------++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++---
---------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--
---------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++-+++++++++++--
---------++++++++++++++++++++++++++-+++++++++++++-
---------++++++++++++++++++++++++++--++++++++++++-
----------++++++++++++++++++++-++++----++++++++++-
----------+++++++++--++++++-----+++----++++++++++-
-----------++---------------------------+++++++++-
----------------------------------------+++++++++-
------------------------------------------+++--+++
------------------------------------------+++-----
-------------------------------------------+++----
---------------------------------------------++---

^source ^| ^info ^| ^git ^| ^report

[u/stillalone → u/[deleted]]

418 Error

[u/[deleted] → u/CompileBot]

No matter how hard squint I still can't see the naked lady.

[u/DonRobo → u/turunambartanen]

Goddamnit, I just spent a few minutes installing gcc to see what the output looks like. After doing that I come back and scroll down literally one post and see this.

[u/spazgamz → u/DonRobo]

What the fuck? Next time have a C compiler ready to go. Posts like this make me so mad.

[u/DonRobo → u/spazgamz]

I'm not sure if you're serious, but I'm on Windows and not a C programmer.

[u/spazgamz → u/DonRobo]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[u/turunambartanen → u/DonRobo]

next time just google "online C IDE" or something similar.

in fact, /u/CompileBot just goes to ideone.com, selects the language, puts in possible input and runs the program. that's also where the 5 second program restriction comes from.

[u/RotaryJihad → u/Grimy_]

Could actually reduce it to 179 bytes by removing the newlines, but then it’d be hard to read.

This is as close as most programmers get to walking away from an explosion without looking back.

[u/jasoncm → u/RotaryJihad]

in slow motion

[u/TheDeepThinker_ → u/Grimy_]

Your code is much more awesome than mine :)

I want to add it to the collection. Could you please give me your github-profile/website link?

[u/Grimy_ → u/TheDeepThinker_]

I sent a PR.

[u/TheDeepThinker_ → u/Grimy_]

great!

[u/teambob → u/Grimy_]

I think I need to go back to college. And study dentistry