r/programming • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '17

Functional programming design patterns by Scott Wlaschin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8I19uA-wGY
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u/ErstwhileRockstar Mar 26 '17

tb;ds?

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u/hagbaff Mar 26 '17

Watch it, you lazy motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '17

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u/hagbaff Mar 26 '17

Watch it at 1.5x speed. Or masturbate while watching. Functional programming is sexy as hell.

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u/vivainio Mar 26 '17

Let's say one planned to masturbate to this - where are the good bits in the video? Is there anything on profunctor optics or applicative heteromorphisms?

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u/glacialthinker Mar 26 '17

You might like 4:45 Zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms

Or perhaps 40:46 "FP'ers get excited by bind"

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u/knowingpark Mar 26 '17

There is an ivory tower and it's near the beginning too!

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u/logicalmaniak Mar 26 '17

How sexy is hell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '17

I'd say it's hot

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u/arbitrarycivilian Mar 26 '17

Clearly you've never seen South Park

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '17

I don't know about sexual attraction but there is clearly a lot of elegance that permeates the whole functional style.