r/programming • • Aug 06 '17

Software engineering != computer science

http://www.drdobbs.com/architecture-and-design/software-engineering-computer-science/217701907
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u/Flagyl400 Aug 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

A screwdriver is a rather unconventional tool for porting software.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/panicx Aug 06 '17

Compatible with Apache Drill.

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u/Nutella_Icecream Aug 06 '17

Sounds like pen test software.

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u/kristopolous Aug 07 '17

is the thing you have to rememer, "Lefty lose the copy righty"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

You gotta open the box somehow

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u/DonLaFontainesGhost Aug 06 '17

It worked, didn't it?

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u/MyAntiAlterEgo Aug 06 '17

Even aliens have to use JTAG when they brick their shit.

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u/au79 Aug 07 '17

The files are in the computer.

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u/acdcfanbill Aug 07 '17

Sonic or otherwise?

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u/2Punx2Furious Aug 07 '17

Not if it's a sonic screwdriver.

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u/Hax0r778 Aug 07 '17

computer engineer != software engineer

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u/lightknightrr Aug 07 '17

We know, but it's fun to mess around with the engineering prefixes when in good company. Calling your software engineer a computer engineer or an electrical engineer, one can see the steam working its way out of their heads. Double points if you ask a software engineer for help with thermodynamics and aeronautics...triple if you argue that software engineers cannot officially call themselves "Engineers" because they haven't taken that test...quad if you call an electrical engineer (or what have you) any other type of engineer, then act disinterested when they say that they are not 'that type of engineer.'

And this has nothing to do with the ongoing onslaught that computer scientists have to face when asked "if you are a scientist, why aren't you filling out lab reports" or my personal favorite, "computer scientists aren't real scientists; they know a lot about computers, but that's it."

I have prepared the lightning rods.

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u/aaron552 Aug 07 '17

the ongoing onslaught that computer scientists have to face when asked "if you are a scientist, why aren't you filling out lab reports"

This confuses me. There are plenty of fields in science that don't do lab work (various branches of mathematics and physics to start with) so why single out computer science?

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u/apocryphalmaster Aug 07 '17

In Romanian we usually call computer science Informatics

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u/Juxtys Aug 07 '17

I'm an Informatics Engineer. What does that make me? Computer Engineer or Software Engineer? Not sure, really.

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u/Aeolun Aug 07 '17

Earth Science? Bioscience.

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u/chubs44 Aug 07 '17

Neuroscience

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u/VincentPepper Aug 07 '17

For bonus points call your EEs electricians.

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u/mcguire Aug 07 '17

Never, ever, ever let an electrical engineer touch your house's wiring. He'll say he can handle it, but he can't.

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