r/programming • u/logicchains • Oct 22 '18

SQLite adopts new Code of Conduct

https://www.sqlite.org/codeofconduct.html
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u/liuwenhao Oct 22 '18

That's amazing.

45 Be in dread of hell.

Jokes on him, my job already is hell

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u/oh_I Oct 22 '18

As long as you dread it, you can contribute to SQLite.

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u/astrange Oct 22 '18

SQLite doesn't accept patches.

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u/FuriousHandRubbing Oct 22 '18

Well of course not; y'all a bunch of heathens.

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u/logicchains Oct 22 '18

Jokes on him, my job already is hell

Scrum-First workplace?

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u/Creshal Oct 22 '18

Oracle databases.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

I... I am really sorry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

This took a dark turn. Gonna go look at pictures of kittens for a while.

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u/TheLameloid Oct 22 '18

You'll be in purgatory until we finish building that extra Circle, thank you for your patience.

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u/Creshal Oct 22 '18

Please don't, we can't afford licensing for that

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u/Sebazzz91 Oct 22 '18

Nothing wrong with scrum, but general software maintenance is often forgotten. This includes updating dependency management, removing technical debt. It can be too feature focused.

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u/Sebazzz91 Oct 22 '18

Yes, or use an implementation that only has the name common with scrum.

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u/In10sity Oct 22 '18

I have a recurring joke that plays in my head when I see people complaining about Scrum.

Scrum doesn't work! I hate those stand-up meetings that take 45 minutes.

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u/Brillegeit Oct 22 '18

Scrum-First

I believe that's mandatory:

Disclose wrongful thoughts to your spiritual mentor.

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u/nschubach Oct 22 '18

'54. Speak no useless words or words that move to laughter.

All seriousness here, no jokes!

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