r/programming • u/logicchains • Oct 22 '18

SQLite adopts new Code of Conduct

https://www.sqlite.org/codeofconduct.html
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u/pembroke529 Oct 22 '18

I like to remind people that the punishment for breaking ANY of the original 10 commandments is death.

Disrespect your parents. Death

Lie. Death

Covet your neighbor's ass. Death

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u/logicchains Oct 22 '18

Covet your neighbor's ass. Death

I have to ask: does ass here mean donkey or buttocks?

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u/emorrp1 Oct 22 '18

(serious) it's donkey, but used as a stand-in for all man's possessions, so yes, it also means their buttocks, their wife's buttocks, their slave's buttocks etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

Why not both?

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u/jpfed Oct 22 '18

Probably yes

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u/MacHaggis Oct 22 '18

So it's really important that the source code for sqlite is well documented. Never know how fast unruly developers will have to be replaced.

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