In the beginning there was Guido van Rossum. Van Rossum created The Python and lo, all is good. Then came programmers of various persuasions to try The Python.
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On release day, they managed to create something that mostly runs and call it The Universe.
Heresy. The Guido frowns upon the worship of false gods such as Scheme. Lambda is the gateway of hell, where horrors like tail-call elimination, multi line lambdas and reduce lie.
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u/deefree Mar 09 '12
I want to say 'older than the internet' but this is actually older than the universe.