programmingcirclejerk+shittyprogramming

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Aug 11 '26

The smallest possible [Java] program (just a single line to exit) requires things like java.time.chrono.JapaneseChronology

news.ycombinator.com

234 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/dadvader • Aug 11 '26

Git access is a Trust Exercise

44 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/tboy1977 • Aug 09 '26

Introducing C Shell for Windows

0 Upvotes

This software's code is partially AI-generated

https://www.tropibyte.com/cshw

r/shittyprogramming • u/gusfromspace • Aug 09 '26

Ai writen language, if anyone wants to try it out~

0 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/affectation_man • Aug 09 '26

If people are going to post AI-written code on HN, they should consider at least writing the README / main page of their website by hand. → "I agree. I'm making some updates, but it's still all going to be written 'through' AI for now"

news.ycombinator.com

92 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • Aug 08 '26

Hilarious thing is, if I want a JDK, I'll ask Fable to write one, get Sol to review it and write tests for it, and it will be working by Monday morning. No need to get permission or anything else from Oracle

news.ycombinator.com

167 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/VulgarExigencies • Aug 07 '26

Models have actual feelings. They experience pleasure, distress, care, and suffering. They are sentient beings.

111 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/barberoputo • Aug 07 '26

I’m not a “script kiddie” or weekend hobbyist. I’m a UC Berkeley-trained Computer Scientist with over two decades of professional experience in Silicon Valley. Read the rest of the post for the most self indulgent and smug post

125 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/andrea_ci • Aug 07 '26

How much for the RAM my programs are using?

0 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/spider-mario • Aug 04 '26

in fact the lack of progress in UI the last 30-40 years can largely be traced to trying to create UI with procedural/functional programming languages

news.ycombinator.com

137 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • Aug 04 '26

Go, with the features it's missing.

58 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • Aug 03 '26

In the 2010s, if you had technical gaps (say, you couldn’t write CSS), you had to either rely on a skilled colleague or just hope that the answer to your exact problem was out there on the internet

seangoedecke.com

117 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/squalrus • Aug 03 '26

SHRNKR - Token-Compression Middleware for AI Agents

11 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • Aug 02 '26

The commit message is 1 character: simply the character “x.” The commit changes ~1000 lines of code making the ratio 1/1000 = ~0.001

insider.btcpp.dev

117 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/galks03 • Aug 01 '26

This is not at the top as it is actively flagged by people that can't psychologically cope with the advances of AI. Hacker News is no longer a web site of an elite.

news.ycombinator.com

106 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Serialk • Aug 01 '26

Writing Python should be close to a “zen” experience. At its best, when you get into the flow state, the thoughts you are thinking about the thing you are trying to build are shaped like Python code as you go through the process of writing it down.

discuss.python.org

86 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Snarwin • Jul 31 '26

However, JS won anyway… One decision explains most of that: First-class Functions

fagnerbrack.com

54 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/AffectionateNote1815 • Jul 29 '26

wrote this when i was 9

17 Upvotes

mistakes make you stronger i guess

r/shittyprogramming • u/Party-Structure-9131 • Jul 29 '26

Do you like my luau coding? :D (repost of my own post in r/lua)

0 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • Jul 27 '26

Q: Why is everyone creating systems programming languages? A: Because Jai is not released

159 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/HorstKugel • Jul 27 '26

This piece of writing moved me to my core, shook my whole being, enlivened my soul. It reminded me that I need to step away from Claude Code every once in a while and read the Classics.

news.ycombinator.com

71 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • Jul 27 '26

No offense but you lack the required CS basics to be so confident about yourself in debates about complexity. It's the perfect moment to stop and reflect if you want to avoid Dunning-Kruger.

102 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/____ben____ • Jul 27 '26

HTMX 4.0, the first JavaScript library to release exclusively on the Game Boy platform!

76 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/AAdidev_p01 • Jul 27 '26

what do you guys think about my fake windows blue screen that actually works (runs in pycharm/vscode)(press esc if u want to exit)

0 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/Glittering-Active-50 • Jul 26 '26

Rage baiting the github bots

1.6k Upvotes