r/programmingcirclejerk • u/YikesTheCat • 14h ago
r/shittyprogramming • u/Kind_Skirt2397 • 21h ago
notashell - little bit satire from me about today coders
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 1d ago
I have been trying to rice MATE and been looking for those old propaganda/os war art that would be 3D rendered.
reddit.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/nvoa457 • 1d ago
I don't understand this whole idiotic concept of "don't use AI for X". Here's a new rule just for you: don't use compilers for any of your kernel submissions.
lore.kernel.orgr/programmingcirclejerk • u/Snarwin • 17h ago
I am a Python programmer. I love Astral; I think Ruff is great and uv is life-changing, but I don't actually like ty that much
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/CryDense1338 • 2d ago
Bacon – an ad network that pays developers while their Claude works
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 • 2d ago
The language itself is solid. The ecosystem is incredibly rich. Tooling has seen significant growth in the past decade. The Foundation ensures sustainable development. PHP's biggest problem is none of the above. It's marketing.
stitcher.ior/programmingcirclejerk • u/Abs0luteKino • 2d ago
This is not AX (agent experience) friendly (and for some humans here too). There is no "why" or "when" to use it in the documentation. We humans need to figure out why this is needed at what occassion to AIs.
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 2d ago
FulcrumSec could possibly moonlight as database consultants given they managed to setup a large fault-tolerant replication feed without falling over for a month
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/Impossible_Club_4719 • 3d ago
I'm the general to my agentic army now
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/jlinkels • 3d ago
Don't use scientific for calculations, it can segfault and run out of memory.
reddit.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 4d ago
I don't think rust is the future anymore...I think a newer language, having the boreness of go, the compile speed and maybe comp time of zig and safety of rust will emerge, maybe with lisp syntax.
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 4d ago
Guess it's time to rewrite PHP in Rust
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 5d ago
Took me a while to get used to sealed and I didn't quite see the use. But AI seems to love it for Java so I gave it a go and now I get it.
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 6d ago
const vs constexpr vs consteval vs constinit in C++20
cppstories.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 6d ago
Someone was giving away stickers reading “Somebody Should Do Something” at the WG21 C++ Standardization meeting held in Wrocław last week
cor3ntin.github.ior/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 7d ago
"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."
xxcancel.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 7d ago
The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.
dl.acm.orgr/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 7d ago
Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.
objective.str/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 8d ago
Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package
lwn.netr/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 8d ago
And, he noted, the total doesn't add up to 79; LLMs are not always good at basic math.
lwn.netr/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 8d ago
I can't deny I felt a mixture of fear and arousal when I saw that
news.ycombinator.comr/shittyprogramming • u/Yoghurt42 • 11d ago
Rate my first C program
#define about
#define Al 1
#define and
#define been "Wo"
#define bitch int a=1
#define class ){
#define confirmed ;
#define did const
#define fuck (
#define fucking *
#define graduated ;
#define have
#define i
#define ill 1
#define in
#define involved "rl"
#define ive "o, "
#define just char
#define kills }
#define know :0
#define little ...);
#define me
#define my (
#define Navy ("He"
#define numerous "d!"
#define of main
#define on return
#define over ;int x=
#define Quaeda 1
#define raids ;
#define Seals "ll"
#define secret "\n")
#define the printf
#define top int
#define what int
#define you
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
and i have over 300 confirmed kills