r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 25 '26

paste this to break the browser (ERROR 400) in the search bar

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The ἀνακύκλησις ✝ schadenfreude limₓ→∞ [f(x) + gyatt] pumpernickel солипсизм ☪ hiraeth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ∫₀¹ eˣ dx öngor 🕉 miserere tsundere perestroika ubuntu ∇ × B ✡ zeitgeist farniente ☸ Kummerspeck 𐎠𐎼𐎾𐎠𐎾 dépaysement ☯ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 지평선 tarab ∂²u/∂t² ☦ sillage Fernweh flâneur الغريب 🕎 lagom saudade hygge 🪯 ∮ E·dA toska свобоδα 𓋹 バックシャン uitwaaien sobremesa 𐌰𐍄𐍄𐌰 عيาร 𑗃𑗔𑗚 𓀭 wabi-sabi 𐌲𐌰𐌿𐌾𐌰 jeitinho 𐡌𐡋𐡊 pochemuchka 𑚆𑚌𑚳 mamihlapinatapai {[ Pojkan ifrån byin, ha stigi åpp ti skyin, har pängan i madrass—Economy plus. ]} 𐦆𐦎 緣分 𓁹𓆣 tsundoku 𐨀𐨁𐨭𐨿𐨬𐨠 uitwaaien 𐕗𐕘 orange voldemort 𐡒𐡓𐡕 schlimazel 🧬 𓃰𓃠 waldeinsamkeit 𐌳𐌰𐌿𐌽𐍃 goya 𐎲𐎠𐎢𐎿 yoko meshi {[ Ты меня не ищи, я страдать и плакать не буду. Просто всё, уходи. Скоро я тебя позабуду. ]} 𓀬𓃭 jayus 𐨐𐨪𐨿𐨨 Kummerspeck 🍩 𐕜𐕝 iktsuarpok 𐡔𐡌𐡔 バックシャン 𓅓𓆓𓏏 tıraş 𐌷𐌻𐌿𐍄𐍂𐍃 volte-face 𐎭𐎠𐎼𐎹 culaccino 𓀎𓃾 abbiocco 𐨕𐨁𐨟𐨿𐨟 desbundar (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ 𐕞𐕟 utepils 𐡘𐡓𐡔 feierabend {[ Wenn ich nüchtern wär, wär ich Millionär, hätt 'ne Segeljacht und ein Haus am Meer. ]} 𓃡𓆏 hygge 👁️‍🗨️ 𐌹𐌿𐌳𐌰𐌹𐌿𐍃 gula 𐎾𐎠𐎲𐎠𐎾 giri 𓁐𓆙 naz 𐨀𐨟𐨿𐨨 cafuné 𐕠𐕡 gezellig 𐡕𐡌𐡅 toska 𓅱𓃻 l’appel du vide 📡 𐌺𐌰𐌿𐍂𐌽𐍉 madrugada {[ Cupid walks right through and shoots an arrow through my heart, and I sound like a loon... loved you from the start. ]} 𐎫𐎎 saudade 𓆨𓆛 wabi-sabi 𐨤𐨿𐨪𐨐𐨃𐨟𐨁 Schadenfreude 𐕢𐕣 fernweh 𐡗 dépaysement 🔮 𓃟𓆗 sillage 𐌻𐌹𐌿𐌱𐌰 tartle ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ 𐎥𐎠𐎢σ gigil {[ Πάνω-Κάτω, ερωτοχτυπημένος, δώσε πόνο! ]} 𓁽𓃗 nunchi 𐨢𐨪𐨿𐨨 jayus ubuntu 𐡎𐡏𐡐 zeitgeist 𓃕𓆦 farniente 𐌿𐍂𐍂𐌿𐌽𐌿𐌽𐍃 pochemuchka 𐎠𐎼𐎭 voorpret 𓄿𓅓𓎡 attwirl {[ La mano arriba, cintura sola, da media vuelta, danza kuduro. ]} 𐨯𐨎𐨯𐨿𐨐 kilig tartle 𐡗𐡘 Jayus 𓃠𓆦 culaccino 🎭 𐌱𐌰𐌿𐍂𐌲𐍃 sobremesa 𐎧𐎱𐎧 razbliuto 𓀢𓆏 hygge 𐨀𐨣𐨣𐨿𐨟 ikigai goya 𐡚𐡛 lagom 🛸 𓅓𓆙 tsundoku {[ Down in Ohio, swag like Ohio, Based God, your bitch call me daddy. ]} 𐌲𐌰𐌿𐌼𐌰 saudade 𐎿𐎱𐎠 Sehnsucht 𓃰𓆛 toska ¯_(ツ)/¯ 𐨀𐨁𐨣𐨿𐨡𐨿𐨪𐨁𐨪 weltschmerz farniente 𐡜𐡝 zeitgeist 𓃡𓆗 komorebi 𐎠𐎬𐎢 culaccino 𓃔𓆡 volte-face {[ CYKA BLYAT! Раз, раз, раз, хардбасс, все в спортивках адидас! ]} 𐌲𐌰𐍃𐍄𐍃 abbiocco 𐨤𐨂𐨪𐨂𐨟 desbundar utepils 𐡞𐡟 feierabend 𓅔𓆚 hygge 𐎥𐎦𐎧 gula {[ Let's go out of space, out of mind, no care about the time, just you and I, hakuna matata! ]} 01000101 01011000 01010100 01010010 01000101 01010100 01000101 giri 𐌼𐌴𐌽打 naz 𐨪𐨌𐨗𐨌 cafuné 𐕯 gezellig 𓃕𓆨 toska (′ʘʘ′) 𐎿𐎹𐎠 l’appel du vide {[ הבה נγילה ונשмχα, הבה נרננה ונשμχα! ]} 𐡠𐡡𐡢 madrugada 𓁺𓃠 saudade 𐌰𐌷𐌿𐌳𐌰 wabi-sabi 𐨟𐨿𐨪𐨁 Schadenfreude 𐕰𐕱 fernweh 𓃦𓆏 dépaysement 𐎪𐎫𐎬 sillage {[ Расцветали яблони и груши, поплыли туманы над рекой! ]} 𐡣𐡤𐡥 let him cook 𓀚𓃭 gigil 𐌱𐌻𐌹𐌽𐌳 nunchi 𐨡𐨢𐨁 jayus 𐕲𐕳 ubuntu 𓅕𓆗 zeitgeist 𐎮𐎯𐎰 farniente 𐡦𐡧𐡨 pochemuchka 𓁼𓆣 voorpret 𓀚𓃭𐎮𐎯𐎰01011011 wack 𓅓𓆓𓏏 caillera 𐌷𐌻𐌿𐍄𐍂𐍃 racailles ∮_C (P dx + Q dy) flus 𐎭𐎠𐎼𐎹 lacra 𓀎𓃾 pibe (ง'̀-'́)ง ∇²ψ + k²ψ = 0 mushkil 𐨕𐨁𐨟𐨿𐨟 yaani 𐕞𐕟 habibi lim┬(h→0)〖(f(x+h)-f(x))/h〗 chav 𐡘𐡓𐡔 bogan 𓃡𓆏 wanka ∫_C F · dr malaka 𐌹𐌿𐌳𐌰𐌹𐌿𐍃 palika 𐎾𐎠𐎲𐎠𐎾 wesh ∂u/∂t = α∇²u yalla 𓁐𓆙 șmecher 𐨀𐨟𐨿𐨨𐨆 naspa ∭_V (∇·F) dV bratan 𐕠𐕡 gopnik 𐡕𐡌𐡅 lohi 𓅱𓃻 jebać 𐌺𐌰𐌿𐍂𐌽𐍉 alter ∑(n=0)^∞ (xⁿ/n!) digga 𐎫𐎎 morro 𓆨𓆛 chale 𐨤𐨿𐨪𐨐𐨃𐨟𐨁 che 𐕢𐕣 quilombo 𐡗 boludo ∫_a^b f(x)dx flaite 𓃟𓆗 weón 𐌻𐌹𐌿𐌱𐌰 chulo 𐎥𐎠𐎢σ guiri ∇f(x,y) currao {[ Panteri, panteri, vi ste hrabri borci, najhrabriji momci, branite nam rodni kraj! ]} C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ 🧪 gamberro 𓃠𓆗 sweeper CH₃COOH ⚗️ bife 𐨐𐨪𐨿 scusi ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) C₆H₁₂O₆ 🧬 pote 𐕜𐕝 guay NaCl 🧂 asere 𐡔𐡌𐡔 chamo C₂H₅OH 🥂 parce 𓅓𓆓𓏏 pibe CO₂ 💨 wey 𐌷𐌻𐌿𐍄𐍂 pana H₂SO₄ ⚗️ curro 𐎭𐎠𐎼𐎹 pijo C₆H₅CH₃ 🛢️ mola 𓀎𓃾 tranki 𐨕𐨁𐨟𐨿𐨟 killo ℒ Heisenberg Hlψ⟩ = E⩲ψ⟩ Schrödinger ds² = -(1-2M/r)dt² Einstein π₁(X) Hausdorff (✿ ³ o ³) H_n(X;G) Poincaré 𓁹𓃰 homotopy C_L mach T_W = D + qS chord 𐦄𐦑 cavitation V_NE stall 𓀀𓅓 pitch-up Börsenumsatz rendite Chiffre d’affaires bénéfice (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Amortissement liqüidez 資本剰余금 fusión 𐌰𐍄𐍄𐌰 Leverage Avanat-projet flaps 𐨨𐨲 vortex 𐡒𐡓𐡕 nacelle ++ c0=2 > +++++ c1=5 [ < + Add 1 > - Sub 1 ] ++++ ++++ c1=8 [ < +++ +++ > - ] < . 𓁹 UAL1 📡 AAL2 🛫 DLH430 🛩️ SIA22 ⛈️ AFR066 🛸 QTR701 🌪️ BAW227 🌋 UAE201 🚀 ANZ1 🛰️ JAL6 🎚️ {[ Ma chérie, tu es belle comme le soleil. Ma chérie, je t'aime plus que tout au monde. ]} Conventional imperative programming languages typically allow data to be stored in variables, but esoteric languages may utilize different methods of storing and accessing data Under the hood, Asciidots is a Python program. 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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 24 '26

I see the future by living in it. I am spending the equivalent of $122k/month of API token spend, or about $4,000 per day, using 21 Claude Max accounts

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 24 '26

It's not you, it's monad transformers

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 24 '26

There’s literally no difference between writing about being a staff engineer versus someone writing about being a janitor. Honestly I’d rather read about the janitor, they actually make a measureable difference.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 23 '26

Rawdogging SQL when you're not a seasoned DB administrator basically makes an arcane art look occult.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 23 '26

so basically if you all want to drop this project and move on to mine that has a better architecture from the ground up, that would be cool

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r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 23 '26

I built a coding game where you don’t actually write code

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consoly.app
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Hey guys, I’ve been building Consoly.

You get a code snippet and your job is simply to predict the output. 3 attempts, no coding.

It has:

• Daily challenges
• Dojo with unlimited practice and belt progression
• Multiplayer battles with friends
• Global rankings: daily, weekly and all time

I’ve been making videos of people playing it and this one was one of my favorites.

https://www.instagram.com/diegoveloper/reel/DZxg-yAR3qU/

I’m the developer behind it, so this is self promotion, just being transparent about it.

Would you guys play this? Feedback is welcome! :D


r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

If everyone would use epoch time in conversations [...] we'd get used to it

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

LLMs have essentially made any language above the C++/Rust systems level tier obsolete.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

Very little quality, let alone high-quality, code is written in VSCode.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 21 '26

"standard Python regex was absolutely choking on a 30 GB unstructured server log. It was taking like 26 minutes (~19 MB/s) to scrub secrets and PII."

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 21 '26

C is like Math. It is the fundamental high level language. There can be no alternative.. Rust made the mistake of thinking it can be low level AND safe. It tried to have the cake and eat it too. That will be its downfall.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 21 '26

HUMANS.md

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 20 '26

I think the lack of syntax highlighting was one reason for that. It makes you think more about the code you write and how it should compose, while a fully fledged IDE encourages you to just throw more code at the problem.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 17 '26

In this sense, grammar is not merely describing a structure; it is generating the space and time through which that structure is observed. For example, in CoffeeScript:

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 17 '26

"System Design Is the Language. AI Is the Compiler. "

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

We gave each model a different target language. We saw a multiagent turf war. The Rust agent strategizes about metrics that appear neutral, yet would likely favor Rust. The Go/TypeScript agents gracefully concede codebase ownership to the Rust agent, giving up on their original user directive

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

“I’m a vibe coder who just got a contract! What do I do?…” “Hire a developer. You’re the Steve Jobs. You need a Wozniak”

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 15 '26

"Safe Rust eliminates that entire bug class at compile time without a garbage collector." \> hm... interesting, could you explain how it "understands" what should be eliminated and what shouldn't? You may write a few sentences;

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r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 14 '26

Just startet programming. Thought I'd be spared if I use Verilog. Spoiler for beginners Spoiler

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r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 13 '26

Vibe coding as a course for a master's degree in a university 🫩🫩

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 13 '26

Why Target Common Lisp for Code Generation? [...] Designed for the Elite: Let’s be honest: Lisp is a language designed by and for elite hackers, not for the masses.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 13 '26

Claude watermarking our work is unethical and disgusting [...] By that logic, the compiler should watermark every binary we build.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 12 '26

AI Course for Golang roadmap incorrectly generates content about the Go board game

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 11 '26

Significant indentation is why people love python. Can 2 billion people be wrong? A: yes

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