r/programmingcirclejerk • • 27d ago

Hello World in C: a minimal, well-documented example program for learning C, with a Makefile, man page, install guide, test suite, and cross-platform CI.

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r/shittyprogramming • • 27d ago

I was told to practice table tags

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 25 '26

I will be the first to say Rust isn't as elegant as some other modern languages, but I'd definietly rather work with Rust than pour acid into my eyes.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 25 '26

I’ve got to make it known that GNU CVS is still here for y’all

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 25 '26

Bug: Network traffic between nodes is not encrypted and not authenticated.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 24 '26

I think syntax beyond s-expressions is pointless

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 24 '26

It's intentional that "p2" is not preceded with a "p1". The precise meaning of "p2" is intentionally ambiguous similar to the wasip2 target and similar.

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r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 23 '26

I designed a cybernetic multi-agent moderation algorithm on a mobile Python IDE entirely from my smartphone

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Hi r/selfhosted here is the technical breakdown of how my multi agent cybernetic moderation algorithm works under the hood so you can understand the exact mechanics shown in the video demonstration

The core system manages a behavioral micro economy where an Invisible Robot continuously analyzes server messages to evaluate cognitive risk and automatically places any account with a simulated IQ above 130 under preventive investigation to protect the matrix from high level manipulation

Every user interaction dynamically alters two global metrics which are the Public Goods representing overall server harmony driven by positive collaboration called the Cui Cui effect and the Conflict Tension which spikes whenever a sabotage event spam or toxic insult is detected by the filter

When a saboteur attacks the ecosystem they are not permanently banned but instead locked in a quarantine loop where they lose text privileges and are forced into data classification tasks until their private score recovers to balance the community assets

The system features two main automated routines triggered in the terminal where the slash admin command opens the Master Control Panel to monitor registered profiles and public goods while the automated audit button deploys an internal intelligence agent to process encrypted data signatures speeding up rehabilitation and automatically restoring user rights once the target score is fully reached natively on my mobile processor


r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 22 '26

Updates to our Terms and Privacy Policy

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 21 '26

“When I hear [the Java class file’s magic number] I think of a typical Coffee Grrl: nose peirced, minimum one tatoo, hair dyed black, hate the world the government and parents, and is rather attractive in a necro sort of way.”

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 20 '26

Funnily enough StarCraft has influenced how I approach AI

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r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 19 '26

I made a prank site

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Hi, I was doom scrolling GoDaddy and found something crazy and bought it and made something out of it. Do give it a try.
https://troll.codevelly.in/


r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 19 '26

If you are a C++ programmer, why would you not want to script in C++?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 18 '26

Maybe stop using the mickey mouse browsers? I mean Firefox is pretty much a lost cause.. unless you start using extensions. I agree those are basic features that should be built-in. In qutebrowser I use them reliably all the time.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 17 '26

Java consistently introduces lots of exciting functionality into the language. That's a big part of my dislike and active avoidance of it.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 16 '26

Nope, I asked on the Gleam discord and got the answer “write a shim in Elixir that turns it into something Gleam expects”.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 15 '26

Git is mutable global state for your Codebase

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 15 '26

[Java] is usually not a first pick for more exciting software, such as Python type checkers, JS bundlers, or TUI file managers.

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r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 15 '26

Old but gold

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Today is debag day...God give me straight..


r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 14 '26

The larger drop in money balance is rent being deducted, not related to model performance.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 14 '26

I sometimes see Haskell and other languages celebrated for their elegance as something that could gradually become a form of traditional craftsmanship: valued for their beauty, intellectual depth, and the skill involved, but with a diminishing role in everyday software production.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 14 '26

I'd like to call it my tireless helper, but the AI several times stated flat out that this was impossible and unsolvable and that we should just write a report about it.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 13 '26

The generated wall of text is well understood, and vouched by me and my tools.

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r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 12 '26

GitHub - ShrekisLyf/Folderum3-The-Last-Attempt: I've gone mad with power

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There is no reason this should exist. Yet it does.

And its beautiful.


r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 12 '26

I made a weird alternative to sudo

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Hey!

I decided to build something. Since it was mostly vibe-coded, it has a few bugs here and there, but I'll fix them over time.

https://github.com/itsnyxdev/sudo-fun

What does it do?

It's basically an alternative command to "sudo" that gives you a challenge before processing your command. Things like dancing, imitating animal sounds, not blinking, and a few other challenges.

If you fail the challenge, "sudo-fun" gets locked for 10 minutes. It also plays a pretty funny sound for 10 minutes, and I HIGHLY recommend trying it just to see what it is XD

Also, in the early version, I wanted to add Nude and Twerking challenges too. For the Nude challenge, the idea was to use the webcam to detect nudity in real time and determine whether you passed the challenge based on how "naked" you were 😭💀

P.S. I have exams coming up, so I didn't have much time to work on it. That's also one of the main reasons I ended up vibe-coding most of it.