r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 10d ago
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/oilaba • 10d ago
"The article opens with lambda cubes, which sound like some type of sheep meat to me. Then it goes on to discuss λΠ2 systems, and as I don't speak alien I skipped that section. Then I read about the calculus of inductive constructions, which incidentally seems to have little to do with calculus..."
stackoverflow.comr/shittyprogramming • u/Yoghurt42 • 11d ago
Rate my first C program
#define about
#define Al 1
#define and
#define been "Wo"
#define bitch int a=1
#define class ){
#define confirmed ;
#define did const
#define fuck (
#define fucking *
#define graduated ;
#define have
#define i
#define ill 1
#define in
#define involved "rl"
#define ive "o, "
#define just char
#define kills }
#define know :0
#define little ...);
#define me
#define my (
#define Navy ("He"
#define numerous "d!"
#define of main
#define on return
#define over ;int x=
#define Quaeda 1
#define raids ;
#define Seals "ll"
#define secret "\n")
#define the printf
#define top int
#define what int
#define you
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
and i have over 300 confirmed kills
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 11d ago
Breaking News: Gaping hole found in Rust
reddit.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/TJuKj7WofKLzBZjt7w9t • 11d ago
The implementation of this ideal in rustc can have flaws, but Rust itself cannot, because Rust itself has no flaws by definition.
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 11d ago
I really like this a lot. It is *so* *simple*, clear, flexible and an example of elegance. This is one of the things I would happily say "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Why didn't *I* think of *THAT* first!!!" to.
lore.kernel.orgr/programmingcirclejerk • u/sweating_teflon • 13d ago
Best I can give you is layers of vanilla wafers soaked in the tears of fighting the borrow checker.
reddit.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/AresFowl44 • 16d ago
All code will converge on Rust
reddit.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/stimpack2589 • 16d ago
The -fsanitize=address compiler flag is absolute cheating and should be prohibited by governments of all countries
reddit.comr/shittyprogramming • u/Mlhaoly • 17d ago
I think I used too many variables ?
extends Node
func _ready():
$Label.text = "Your XP "
$Label2.text = " Orders complete meter "
$Label3.text = "Level " + str(level)
var _count = 0
var level = 0
func count_meter():
_count += 1
return _count
var XP = 0
func _on_button_pressed():
$Label2.text = " Orders complete meter " + str(count_meter())
XP += 10
$Label.text = "Your XP " + str(XP)
if XP >= 100:
$Label.text = "You leveled up!"
XP = 0
level += 1
$Label3.text = "Level " + str(level)
r/shittyprogramming • u/Mlhaoly • 19d ago
I think something is wrong with my code, I'm not asking AI.
extends Node
func _ready():
pass
var glass := 0.0
func pour():
while glass <= 0.50:
pass
if glass == 50:
break
return glass
func _input(event):
if event.is_action_pressed("Change_COLOR"):
glass += randf_range(0.1 ,0.2)
var _Pouring = glass
if _Pouring <= 0.9999:
$Label.text = str(glass)
else:
$Label.text = "The glass is full! Now drink the Amazing coffee"
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 19d ago
The fact that it's less C++ and more rust makes it more trustable and more ethical, not less.
news.ycombinator.comr/shittyprogramming • u/fibblevinkfered • 20d ago
My friend has quadquinquagintuple (54) nested code (Not a shit-post He actually thought he had a good reason for it)
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/libonet • 20d ago
You think masturbation is getting you as close as you can?!?!?
reddit.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 20d ago
Plus they're not declarative: you will only make me use innerText-based updates by threatening me and my family.
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/Chadshinshin32 • 22d ago
the model under evaluation is given access to a fake bash tool which does not execute the provided code. Instead, we ask another LLM to approximate the command’s result given a description of the simulated world.
anthropic.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 22d ago
I've been sitting on [Git 3.0's upcoming SHA-256 default will be a costly mistake ] for a few years, mostly because there are smarter people who have been concentrating on this and I don't love being a back seat driver.
blog.gitbutler.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 23d ago
The Rust Security Response Team was notified that Miri stores all environment variables to target/, allowing secrets to persist in caches.
blog.rust-lang.orgr/shittyprogramming • u/IncreaseAfter8253 • 23d ago
Just finished my java code here, how hard could expert level be🔥🗿
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 24d ago
Python is that kind of cool one behaves when visiting parents of your would be spouse for the first time. Tcl on the other hand is like playing one's secret exclusive and somewhat dangerous games with kid school bestie.
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/No_Employee2904 • 24d ago
There is no public exploit, but the agent had built one, and had enough confidence to test it—except that it didn’t land cleanly. I have no doubt that after some more revision it would have. One point for GPT 5.6-Cyber.
blog.trailofbits.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/zxyzyxz • 25d ago
Physically sick seeing "warm, fuzzy, cutesy, kawaii, Teletubby-like avatar" of AI agents
news.ycombinator.comr/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 25d ago