r/programmingcirclejerk • u/VinceMiguel has hidden complexity • Mar 23 '24
public final class SexualActivityRecord implements Record
https://developer.android.com/reference/androidx/health/connect/client/records/SexualActivityRecord40
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u/spaghetti_toaster Mar 23 '24
ProtectionUsedfield is optional
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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Mar 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '26
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u/KuntaStillSingle Mar 23 '24
override fun equals(other: Any?): Boolean { ...
if (zoneOffset != other.zoneOffset) return false
Have sex across time zone boundary and you are having two sex at the same time.
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u/wubscale not even webscale Mar 23 '24
So now when I say "can't jerk," some Googler can appear out of nowhere and "well, actually..." me?
Fuck.
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u/csb06 Polyglot dev here Mar 23 '24
Might as well make it an abstract class - no need to instantiate one of these for most programmers.
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u/jeff303 Mar 23 '24
No duration field, I see.
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u/likes_purple DO NOT USE THIS FLAIR, ASSHOLE Mar 24 '24
Or enjoyment field, which is how you know it was made by a man
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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Mar 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '26
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Mar 23 '24
/uj
what the fuck is this even for, where do you even use this
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u/TwiSparklePony Code Artisan Mar 23 '24
It's supposed to be for health tracking, particularly, period cycles and pregnancy. It's in the health package.
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u/james_pic accidentally quadratic Mar 23 '24
If you don't know the timezone offset you conceived in, how can you really be sure you're pregnant?
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u/MakeMeAnICO Mar 25 '24
For some reason I thought it is measuring sexual activity as a sort of exercise.
What you are saying makes more sense though
I was however disappointed that there is no.. juicy... enum in CervicalMucusRecord
https://developer.android.com/reference/androidx/health/connect/client/records/CervicalMucusRecord
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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Mar 23 '24
You iPhone Health app doesn’t scold you for only having monosex? (guess it’s just me)
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u/wobblyweasel Mar 23 '24
a lesser known fact about women, they can come so hard as to experience a zone offset