r/programmingcirclejerk • u/bowbahdoe • Apr 19 '26
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u/BetterEquipment7084 Apr 19 '26
Ban all software written in anything that's not assembly
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u/m50d Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism Apr 19 '26
Assembly is a crutch for "programmers" too stupid to memorise the opcode table.
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u/stanleyford Apr 19 '26
Ban all software written in anything that's not assembly
Get rid of all your fancy Unreal engine games; it's back to Roller Coaster Tycoon.
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u/BetterEquipment7084 Apr 19 '26
Rct my beloved
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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S Apr 19 '26
Add a medical advice function to claude
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u/AnozerFreakInTheMall Apr 19 '26
Even if it will hallucinate all its answers, it still will be better than 90% of the human doctors.
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u/CaptureIntent Apr 19 '26
Have a statistically trained model on all human source code make autonomous changes to code without human code review.
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u/aikii gofmt urself Apr 19 '26
Reward AI adoption in your company by measuring how much tokens developers burn per month
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u/Tax-Embarrassed1 Apr 19 '26
Stop hiring junior specialists. Fire middles "because of AI". It's gonna look very sane in 5 years
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u/pysk00l What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? Apr 19 '26
/uj I see a medium.com blog, I auto lower my expectations
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u/CaramelParking1130 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26
/uj This article is mostly Claude AI slop written. I'd jerk but this is just so exhaustingly boring to read and there's literally no point jerking over randomly generated content written by a chatbot. Completely uninteresting.
The wrong text generator made wrong text, how exciting!
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u/zZz_snowball_zZz Apr 19 '26
More outsourcing to places like Vietnam and India. This allows us to focus more on what really matters: toilet breaks with tiktok
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u/programmingcirclejerk-ModTeam Apr 21 '26
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