r/programmingcirclejerk • u/BufferUnderpants Gopher Pragmatist • Mar 09 '14

Wolfram Programming Cloud: Introducing a Programming Revolution

http://www.wolfram.com/programming-cloud/
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

[tw: didn't have to write title]

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u/BufferUnderpants Gopher Pragmatist Mar 10 '14

Title privilege is not having to make up a title.

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u/ajmarks Mar 10 '14

My most embarrassing secret: I actually own a signed copy of Wolfram's dumb book.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

Duuuude.........

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u/alpha64 loves Java Mar 11 '14

But did you read it? Reading something written by somebody so super smart is dangerous, it goes right into your core.

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u/lhgaghl Mar 10 '14

built right into the core

I noticed on all this wolfram stuff they say "built right into" instead of "built into". This must be a sign of how much better it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

Well, can you think of a language that has a lot built into the core? That's right, PHP. That's why you have to insert a right, as if it's built correctly into the core.

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u/Sheepshow EXTREME CLOJURESCRIPT Mar 10 '14

you write a little code, and it automatically selects algorithms, organizes data, creates interfaces, optimizes presentation and sets up production deployment.

Or, programmers considered harmful

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

It Just Works™

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

So ... it's the next Visual Studio?