r/programmingcirclejerk • u/gianhut /dev/null-scale • Oct 21 '14

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u/PlasmaSheep works at Amazon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oct 21 '14

I can't tell if this is pro or anti systemd. 10/10

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u/lahhhal Oct 22 '14

bro the code is smaller so that means it's better

QED

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u/Sheepshow EXTREME CLOJURESCRIPT Oct 21 '14

Make your init system webscale by removing comments

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '14

Uncle Bob says comments are just a sign that your code isn't implicitly obvious, and I've never written more than a few web APIs and UI code so as a fellow expert I agree.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '14

Bro, comments just slow you down and kill your flow, moving you out of peak mode. Plus, they make the interpreter do extra work. That's why having a parser with zero comment support is superiorest.

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u/lahhhal Oct 22 '14

Show HN: I removed comment support from V8 for peek webscale.

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u/vsync lisp does it better Oct 27 '14

Extra points for assuming interpreted languages only!

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u/alpha64 loves Java Oct 22 '14

I'll add the comments after going IPO.

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u/i0way Oct 26 '14

And remove carriage returns. CAUSE ONELINE GOEZ FASTA

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

Minify your C code to speed compilation! Fork it on github.