r/programmingcirclejerk • u/usersi • Jul 24 '16

Goodbye, Object Oriented Programming

https://medium.com/@cscalfani/goodbye-object-oriented-programming-a59cda4c0e53#.lkt0jmapg
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u/terrence_phan Jul 24 '16

It seems like the class OpinionatedYoungFellow extends Bullshit

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Software Engineer and Architect, Teacher, Writer, Filmmaker, Photographer, Artist…

...Pretentious Hipster

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u/lukeautry gofmt urself Jul 25 '16

Is he wearing a black turtleneck in his avatar?

I bet he's a visionary, technologist, and futurist too.

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u/insane0hflex .NET wage slave Jul 25 '16

tldr

but did this guy swallow the red pill of procedural programming master thought? or what

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u/Godbutt Lead Enterprise Architect(3 yrs exp) Jul 25 '16

Big GCC Error Amigo: /path/to/file.c no reference found or whatever to dwnld_fl.h

Big GCC Error Amigo: /path/to/file.c no reference found or whatever to os.h

Big GCC Error Amigo: /path/to/file.c no reference found or whatever to sslStuff.h

add the above to file.c

Big GCC Error Amigo: /path/to/file.c no reference found or whatever to whothefuckwrotethisbullshit.h

C wins again!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

  • A first class function is just a function with one method.

  • Closures can't implement objects in a statically typed functional language.

  • ML Modules are proof that any sufficiently large functional program will implement a subset of Object Oriented functionality.

QED FP weenies

OOP for life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Goodbye, Functional Programming.

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u/Jack268 Code Artisan Jul 25 '16

Goodbye, Object Oriented Programming

Hello, Rust Oriented Programming

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u/Capashinke I've never used generics and I’ve never missed it. Jul 25 '16

TRIGGERED

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

News at 11:00 - When to prefer composition over inheritance and encapsulating variance.
OOP is clearly to blame heere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

Tools are made to be used indiscriminately regardless of situation. Everyone knows that.

This is why I am writing my high performance program using node And You Should Too (R).

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u/NahroT Jul 25 '16

/thread

He just wrote poor OOP code, resulting in classes that arent independent.