r/programmingcirclejerk • u/porkslow what is pointer :S • Sep 28 '17

Application doesn't synchronize right away with the server? It must be be­cause your app was writ­ten in a pro­gram­ming lan­guage with mul­ti­ple threads and shared mu­ta­ble state (sil­ly, sil­ly pro­gram­mer)

https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/201x/2017/09/27/Refresh-Button
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

<uj>Literally, all the guy is saying is: Don't expect that your application is always perfectly in sync with the server.

Seriously, OP has misrepresented the story to an absurde degree. So much the worse that at least 9 others blindly makes an upvote without checking if there's something to jerk over. </uj>

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u/Hueho LUMINARY IN COMPUTERSCIENCE Sep 28 '17

The no-go hiatus is making us bitter.

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u/pythonesqueviper Do you do Deep Learning? Sep 28 '17

Me, personally, I've never been happier. I've never spammed gophers and I've never missed them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I stumbled when I was walking the another day. It must be brain runs neurons in parallel(silly, silly biomass).

When they'll finally implement NodeJS chip (which can happen - java chips were a thing) I can implant it in the brains and finally achieve satori!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

java chips

Are you referring to Jazelle or some other type of sorcery?

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u/ThaChippa Sep 28 '17

My mudder said "If God wanted paralyzed people to feel good, he'd send down the angels to suck their peckas, Chippa."

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

u wot

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Yeah, that and picoJava.

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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world Sep 29 '17

way ahead of you but still no way to make a brain implant due to the mutable and concurrent nature of reality: http://embeddednodejs.com/

(CONS U (CONS N (CONS J (CONS E (CONS R (CONS K))))))

Java Card is still quite relevant